User:Kip the Dip/faq

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These are my frequently asked questions. Actually, very few of these questions are really asked 'frequently'. Mostly this page only exist to make me feel important.

[edit] What is the definition of the title 'dip' you apply to yourself?

The most common variation applied to me is dipshit. I'm also sometimes referred as a 'kipshit'.

[edit] Why are you such a gobshite?

I have the reputation here for being a useless gobshite. I'm supposely annoying and I don't really contribute to the site. Most of this I built up myself with my Block Me!! page. Secondly, it also stems from on the fact that I am stupid on IRC. Finally, I've done stupid things before, such as creating the controversal parakeet page as a vandalism. All this makes me look really bad.

But the truth is that I love Uncyclopedia. It's one of my top favorite websites, and it would totally suck if I didn't have it. I try to contribute whenever I can, either by cleaning up pages, or voting of VFD or VFH. However, despite being a good writer, I haven't got the hang of writing satire yet. Although I would find it hilariously awesome to win Unless Gobshite of the Month award or Wanker of the Month, I hope to someday win a real award, such as Writer of the Month.

[edit] Can I whore my article to you?

"Whore" is such a dirty word. If you have a page on VFH and you want to "advertise" it to me, I will be sure to read it and give you an honest vote. Just don't be aggrivated if I vote against.

[edit] What is your favourite article?

Hands down Fisher Price and Fisher Price: A Retrospective. I only have two favorite books listed on my Facebook account: The Holy Bible, and Fisher Price. I'm a huge fan.

However, not everybody loves it. Once in a while you'll hear "it's just crap" and "ony the retrospective is funny". They fail to see its true beauty. How I pitty them!

Like always, simple things bring up many questions. Was the author mad at Fisher-Price, Inc.? Or did the author just want to create irony by writing something vulgar and giving it a children's toy company name? The possibilities are intriging! That's why I believe the micro-stub survived huffage for so long.

This theme was captured perfectly with Fisher Price: A Retrospective, parodying it as "literary genius". Jokes like that are why I love Uncyclopedia. Most other 'kept QVFDable page' spin-offs also use the intellectual approach. That's a reason why I don't like these "crap pages". They make Fisher Price and the retrospective less special.

Also, the phrase is goofy. Sometimes I just say "Go eat shit fuckers" to myself.

[edit] What is your least favourite article?

I dunno.

[edit] so i herd u liek mudkips?

Sure, it's cute, but please stop associating me with that Pokémon.

[edit] Are you Jewish?

No, but I am a big fan.

[edit] Do you have any sockpuppets?

Honestly, I do somewhere. But I never use them. Two of them were just made as joke pages, and I basically only used one to nominate Chuck Norris for deletion. (This was before the rewrite.)