User:Kotra

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The title of this article begins with a capital letter because computers are trying to take over the Earth, so pretend it says kotra.

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♀ This user is a girl and is made of sugar, spice and everything nice.

♂ This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.

ego This user is a deluded egomaniac.

This person helps reduce overpopulation by killing people, helping the environment.

pe-F This user got an F in Plain English and likes their native language better (if they have one).

es-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Español.

ja-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Japanese.

ru-F This user got an F in Русский and likes their native language better (if they have one).

ht-4 This user speaks HTML at a near-native level.

css-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of CSS.

fur-4 This user speaks Furry at a near-native level.

vg-X This user only speaks Vogon enough to seduce native Vogon speakers.

Furcadia is nougat.

However, Nougat was burnt for collaborating with the aliens and Bilbo Baggins. Confections everywhere: learn to pick your friends. But like the phoenix, which rises from the huffed ashes, so too did nougat rise again. That time, completely rewritten, with a new theme. And then it was rewritten again, more poorly. Nougat has become watered down with random unfunniness. Now what woman will have him??

The Pillsbury Doughboy was brutally murdered, but someone else resurrected it. It's never been the same.

Assrape soup was also sodomized to death. I can't imagine why.

It was once my sole goal in life to have a recipe for every food article. I wrote recipes for nougat, cookie, and assrape soup. However, now I realize that that's a silly, useless goal in life, so now I have devoted my life to the edit-warring, treadmill-like futility of Wikipedia. Much more worthwhile.