User:KrisSpoopballs
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“I've never seen such a fine specimen. But why in the hell does it let me quote it?”
~ Oscar Wilde on Kris Smoot
Kris Smoot was once a very smart individual who belonged to the Uncyclopedian society. Then he got herpes because he had rough sex with your mom. Because of this, he was demoted to a regular viewer of Satan's work. Born in Lexington, Kentuckistan, he originally started viewing this page when he was shown a link in a forum on Myspace. Then he actually started viewing this site a lot more. He still has no fucking clue who in the hell Oscar Wilde is, but he should find out eventually (BREAKING UNNEWS!!: Kris Smoot found out who he was on 7/6/07. Okay, it's been a while since this occurred, but it's still breaking UnNews in his own pathetic, tormented mind). He was a proud member of The Forumers of Myspace against Tom, before some kitten huffer deleted the article =[. Kris Smoot should definetly be nominated for some pointless award that has a 99.69% probability of existence on this site, even though Smoot > awards. Smoot, however, is not > the following people:
- Chuck Norris
- Bob Barker
- Pikachu
- His invisible girlfriend
- Oscar Wilde
- The Ramones
- Linkin Park
But he is DEFINETLY > Your mom.
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[edit] Articles Authored by KrisSpoopballs
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[edit] Pages He Has Contributed Heavy-Editing To
-John Cena (before it was CVP'd).
[edit] Pages He Pretty Much Created, But Were Already Created With Less Than a Paragraph of Misinformation (Thank You Incapable Members of Society)
[edit] Templates He Has Created
[edit] Templates He Has Contributed Heavy-Editing To
[edit] Pages He Created That Were Deleted By Uncyclopedia
- Washington Nationals
- Bean bag
- Dallas Cowboys
- Bostjan Nachbar
