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"yeah, well, the dude abides."
~ The Dude on The Big Lebowski
“Yeah? Well, what now, bitch?.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
this is not my happy homey-house-house............home
the real toastman uh..............what should i put here?...........Oh! i know my new definition of shmeah. if you dont know the old definition then please see it first.Shmeah...wait a second??? DAMN YOU ADMINS!!! YOU HUFFED IT!!!!!...................anyway......... it's spelled exactly the way you saw it a few words back. it literilly anything you want it to mean it could mean:
(feel free to add words)
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yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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hooray for irish people. hey guess what, i'm irish Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! if your irish you rock hooray!!!!!!!!!!lets celebrate with potato juice. it is delicious
DAMNIT WHY AREN'T THEY NEXT TO EACH OTHER!!!!
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this is really anoying
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| AAAA!
| AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA!!!
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no need to fear. I(just like you) am from earth
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| ETP
| Help end hunger! Eat the poor!
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woot! this is a lot
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| This user redefines lazy.
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Captain Obvious 
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And that's why we love him...
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What do you see in this image?
Your Mom?Well I see a freaking racoon dressed as a samurai.Does that make me shallow?
HEY GUESS WHAT BRITISH PEOPLE?????????
{{Ad}
YOU MAY BE CLOSE TO IRELAND............
BUT YOU ARE NOT IRISH BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
{{Ad}
Shmeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A grue doing the anti-toastman salute.
[edit] pages i've made
thats all i can remember
Notice this shmeah:
KT6193 is.......uh......um........i forgot but...........uh........... aww hell with it
[edit] About me
I am a middle skool kid(yes, i did spell school incorrectly on purpose). i like domo-kun :)
grues and cats running away from Toastman.
toastman likes to eat grues and cats
yes. yes i did make toastman. and he is delicious.Guess what????? toastman, just like me...........IS ALSO IRISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HOORAY!!!!!!!!!!!
- HOORAY FOR IRISH PEOPLE!!!!!
- HOORAY FOR POTATOS!!!!!!!!!!
- HOORAY FOR POTATO JUICE!!!!!
- HOORAY HOORAY HOORAY HOORAY HOORAY HOORAY HOORAY HOORAY HOORAY HOORAY HOORAY HOORAY HOORAY HOORAY HOORAY HOORAY HOORAY HOORAY HOORAY HOORAY HOORAY HOORAY HOORAY HOORAY HOORAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
