User:Lbctech

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“LBCTech makes me want to pee in my skirt!!!!”

~ Oscar Wilde on Lbctech

This User is too Damn Sexy! If you saw this user it's possible that you might fall to the ground and worship him/her, or spontaneously combust from a sex drive overload.

Please buckle your seatbelts, children. Your Daewoo is urinateing.

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This nude article appears to ablate nunchucks in the 2006 war against Rob Liefeld's octohedron and is also Hagrid's paternal great-great-grandmother . Oh, and it's also a paedophile.

In other words, it's so frostily random that it makes the tawdry Arnold Schwarzenegger cry mercilessly. Do something about it before it becomes offensive.

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This article should be transformed into a template. It should then be put in any article you can get hold of, which, in turn, should then itself be turned into a template.

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~ Oscar Wilde on something