User:Lenoxus/Quotes
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[edit] From Frank West
“I've covered more wars than this faggot. And by covering wars, I mean having gay sex with men.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Frank West
“Dead Rising? Dead men do not get erections. I know from experience. ”
~ Oscar Wilde on the Male Zombies from Dead Rising
Price: Hell, we'll pay you to take them off our hands!
(I'm still waiting to be paid, of course.)
[edit] From Scooby Doo
“BOO!”
~ Oscar Wilde on Scooby Doo
Price: Three dollops of ectoplasm
(Didn't hurt in the least.)
[edit] From UnBooks:Adventure gamebook
“I play super kawest.”
~ Dan Quayle on Adventure Gamebooks
Price: $1.00
“I also found that all of the endings sucked, no matter which one you got to.”
~ Evil Pizza on Adventure Gamebooks
Price: $5.99
“I had a lot of them when I was little. I liked to look at the pictures of macho-men in tights.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Adventure Gamebooks
Price: $10.00
“WHAT?! Someone used pen! I will terminate the girly man who wrote on this gamebook in pen!”
~ Arnold Schwarzenegger on Adventure Gamebooks
Price: $2.00
“In Soviet Russia, gamebook reads/plays YOU!”
~ Russian Reversal on Adventure Gamebooks
Price: $5.32/$3.24
Buy them ALL and save 20% on your next Quote Market purchase!
(Total: Don't wanna think about it.)
[edit] From Paris Hilton
“Ooooh look, tequila.”
~ Paris on Sex
Price: A bottle of tequila, and she's yours
Didn't really need that bottle anyway. Of course, I don't really need Hilton anyway either. Decisions!
[edit] From Microsoft Windows
“I'm so gonna roundhouse kick that f**king Windows logo”
~ Chuck Norris on Microsoft Windows
Price: $300
[edit] From Soviet Russia
“In Soviet Russia, UMD pops out from YOU!!”
~ Russian reversal on http://defective.ytmnd.com/
Price: 10 cents
“In Soviet Russia, computer wastes away its youth on YOU!”
~ Russian Reversal on the Internet
Price: $8.75
“In Soviet Russia, genitals masturbate you!”
~ Russian Reversal on Lonelyness
“In Soviet Russia, Oscar Wilde quotes YOU!”
~ Russian Reversal on Oscar Wilde
[edit] From McDonalds Characters
“Where's my break today? Where's my fucking break? AAAAAAGH!”
~ Birdy on not getting a break today
Price: $1.45
[edit] From Atom Bomb
"Oh how I love the Atom Bomb."
~ Chuck Norris on on the Atom Bomb
Price: 50 cents
[edit] From Swedish Chef
“I cun't stup eateeng thuse-a demn Svedeesh Feesh!!”
~ Swedish Chef on Swedish Fish
Price: 10 krona
“Villy Vonka vas a vild visher. Vat? Vat are you-a looffing at?!”
~ Swedish Chef on the letter W
Price: 25 öre
“Vat do you meen-a?! You cunt depoort me, I em a legill reseedent!”
~ Swedish Chef on being deported back to Sweden
Priceless
[edit] From Jack Bauer
“I think he really doesn't know.”
~ Jack Bauer on George W. Bush
Price: $3.40
“DAMNIT AUDREY!”
~ Jack Bauer on Audrey
Price:$19.67
[edit] From Universal Remote Control Everything 3000
“I freeze time with them.”
~ Towelhead on Universal Remote Control Everything 3000
Price: The next issue of Captain Obvious comics.
“I use it to fix my hair and to kill that annoying neighbor kid.”
~ Tina Fey on Universal Remote Control Everything 3000
Price: A wet hairdryer.
[edit] From Trogdor
“Let's do lunch”
~ Oscar Wilde on Trogdor
Price: a Roast Kerrek.
“Mmm... he can burninate me any day.. that's right sister!”
~ Man on Man Action
Price: A burned peasant.
[edit] From Crayons
"Crayons love people."
~ Richard Simmons on Crayons
$1.00
"I drew a picture of God, but I ran out of purple."
~ Bill Gates on The color of God
"Who needs crayons, when you have Markers?"
~ Steven Hawking on Markers
"Screw this, I'm making a bomb."
~ Albert Einstein on Nobody cares
"Crayons are cool."
~ Wu Tang Clan on Crayons
"WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING TO MY FUCKING CRAYON?!?!"
~ Samuel L. Jackson on Nobody cares
[edit] From Ayumi Hamasaki
“ Nice... ”
~ Peter Weller on Ayumi Hamasaki
Price: ¥1000.00
“ DAMN, she's an hot mama! ”
~ Oscar Wilde on Ayumi Hamasaki
Price: 1 Koda Kumi Album of your choice!
[edit] From Pink Floyd
“I did not have sexual relations with that song.”
~ Rick Wright on that lying bitch echoes
Price:Money(But keep you hands off of my stack!)
[edit] From Chav
“In Soviet Russia, Chavs pity You!!!”
~ Russian Reversal on Mr. T's comments on Chavs
[edit] From Gay marriage
“Gay marriage? Yeah, sure... That's cool. Wait... What? Dude, what are we talking about again? I was staring at boobs.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Gay Marriage
Price: 3 sexual-identity contradictions
“What? Gay Marriage, tell me everything about it! No I'm not gay, how do you dare to say that! I'm just interested...”
~ Orlando Bloom on Gay Marriage
Price: $2.83
