User:LinuxGeek/qual

This user is a pyromaniac.

This user is getting addicted to templates!

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This user is elite.

TA	This user believes that you can never have too many text adventures on Uncyclopedia.

This user gots a shuvel. Yes they does.

This user can see what you don't.

This user uses Opera, but is above petty musicals.

This user is a grue and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?

This user spends more time with a penguin than with a window.

This user loves pi

This user is a total UKer
...jolly good, wot?!
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