| This user plays drums, and usually hangs around with musicians.
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| This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.
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| This user is a Viking and enjoys killing, looting and pillaging.
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| Satan loves this user, and will be seeing him/her in hell shortly.
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| Jesus loves this user, and has blessed this page.
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| MEH
| This user redefines lazy.
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| This user loves pi
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| This user is a fish, or at least thinks so.
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| This user uses Uncyclopedia as his or her primary point of reference.
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| This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
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| This user should not be trusted.
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| This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.
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| This user is a grue and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?
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| This user gots a shuvel. Yes they does.
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| This user believes Barney is evil and therefore must die.
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This user suffers from senioritis, an incurable demotivational syndrome.
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| This user is POOR,
has never passed GO,
and never collected $200.00.
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| \m/
| This user is a metalhead, prone to wearing offensive shirts and headbanging to really loud music. Metalheads also have long hair, but are not to be confused with hippies.
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| This user is a complete, irredeemable pool table. He/she/it is Bat Fuck Insane, and blesses at the dishwasher.
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| This user will give you a seizure.
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| This person helps reduce overpopulation by killing people, helping the environment.
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| This user hates you and everyone you care about.
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| ETP
| Help end hunger! Eat the poor!
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| This user is a serial killer, and he/she is standing right behind you!!
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| This user is a toilet! In Soviet Russia, toilet urinates on YOU!!
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This user enjoys staring at spinning objects.
They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!.
