User:Lord Vipes

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Lord Vipes is a robot that: kills humans,huff humans, and is currentely trying to take over the world. Hes been to noob-land, and tryed to kill all the noobs, but all the noobs started to sing there noobish song, "We are the Noobs, the Noobs" If he was not a robot, but a human, he would of fell in a hypnicic noobie-trance. After that incounter he went into his ship and tried to distroy noob-land, but the noobs started trying to telefrag him. Luckely they dont spawn where they want to, or cant aim the translocator for shit. He is currently in the vinicenty of Robotoa where he controls his clan the Black Vipers, and gets the cyber-warriors ready for destruction of the earth. If you would be lucky enouth to run into him in cyber-space he might challenge you to a match in UT 2004, Halo or Quake 3 Arena. And if you loose, your turn into a robot and have to follow his every command.