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“n00b of the month... How many writers/idea leaks/whatever do they have? Two?”
~ CuteSue (Second evil twin of Luvvy's, only speaks Sarcasm and is generally considered to be the deadliest of the three in all her cuteness) on Luvvy's n00b nomination
Lady Viktoria a.k.a. "Luvvy" is a fairly unknown sub-species of Royal Cousin who oh-so-conveniently tend to be dropped off their branches in the family tree in the name of Greater Good before birth. Buckingham Palace has in fact never heard of Luvvies, and claim that said sub-species does not exist. At least based on their speech that is as of yet Correct English it can be deemed that Luvvies are a highly endangered species and as such, will become an Extinct species once the last ones of them are tracked down and shot. A fact worth mentioning is that unless Heathrow counts, Luvvies have never set foot in the United Kingdom. Actually, some Freak Coincidence placed them somewhere very, very far from truly being related to, nor being anyone important, so you should consider yourself to be wise™ and just ignore all creatures that even vaguely resemble Luvvies...
Researchers disagree on whether Luvvies are an Urban, Suburban or Woodland species. Reasons for confusion are their apparently miraculous ability to appear at fancy dress parties, buffets and social events of high media coverage, and their ability to elude detection of a nest within any actual city. They seem to often burrow in rural areas and tend to call their nesting areas "Estates". These creatures prefer to stay in their little nests as much as possible, often huddled up with piles of books that they seem to cherish like some creatures would care for their eggs. Luvvies also seem to have an ability to create virtual territories and parallel identities, which are to them as natural as the real world is to most Normal people.
Out of some yet inexplicable reason, Luvvies consider themselves to be highly intelligent, which has no basis whatsoever in reality. This manifests in such tedious behaviour by test subjects as arranging matches to bore observers to the brink of death and then run away while the scientists sleep to rob a bank with it's cyborg minions to fund the experiments of creating genetically manipulated wheat with the properties of velcro to catch whatever it is that's making those crop circles. But then the spaceship would have the corresponding velcro, which is a bit of a long shot... Hey! Who wrote this?! Oh, Bill Bailey, should have known...
To return to facts, Luvvies are often encountered in the weirdest of locations doing weird things such as online roleplaying games and IRC chatrooms that have not yet banned them...
Luvvies have a notable habit of glomping, hugging and kissing randomly anyone who seems to show even a mild interest towards the antics of these creatures or who seem to have a patronising or protective attitude towards these cuddly beasts. It should be noted though, that most wild Luvvies have a mate and a mixed brood, and are fiercely protective of their offspring. Mates of Luvvies are often tolerant to their females' flirtatious behaviour with males and females of other species alike, as long as the activity is cute, public and only mildly sexual.
A recently performed test involving moderate electro-convulsive therapy for your amuse...scientific and perfectly acceptable reasons came up with the following result:
"Your score is: 116
For easier understanding, the HPLHS SaniTest assessment algorithm converts your raw score to a scale of 1 to 10. This number is your INSANITY INDEX.
INSANITY INDEX 6.21 Thank you for taking the SaniTest™. There's good news and bad news in your score. It indicates that you are non compos mentis. Although that does imply a debilitating level of madness, it also means you have a built-in legal excuse for some of the crazy shit you do. (Please note: the assessments of the SaniTest™ have absolutely no weight in any court of law.) Others who scored at this level include former secretary of state Alexander Haig, beloved Spanish ventriloquist Se–or Wences, and popular physicist Richard Feynman."
Luvvy's a talented paparazzi, too. Adolf caught on film portraying Tommy boy in the upcoming biographical film, "An Austrian Painter's Life". Adolf is one of the better known spokesmen for vegetarianism.
Somehow weaselled her way into an University, and will eventually become an engineer of some fairly unimportant field of Science
Even more astonishingly, weaselled her way into Mensa but left it because the community at RPoL was just so much more interesting
Was infected with a highly contagious strain of Grammar Nazi syndrome at an early age and has annoyed the guts out of decent law-abiding (but misspelling) citizens ever since she joined the Comma Brigade
Has managed to survive to adulthood despite several attempts by just about everyone to wipe her off the face of Earth
[edit] And now something random for your amusement!
[edit]Fakts on MY user page?!! We're all going to Hell...
World's Best Friend Mar 2008
Noob of the Month Feb 2008
