User:Lyle

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[edit] Userboxes, BECAUSE IM COOL

This user is POOR, has never passed GO, and never collected $200.00.

This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.

This user is searching for the Cabal. If they go missing, please inform their family.

This user is on fire. You can help uncyclopedia by throwing water on their head

Jesus loves this user, and has blessed this page.

This user hates telephones. Could be due to the fact that the U.S. government is monitoring them.

This user is cooler than you.

This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there. Also, general lack of your-mom jokes rampant

This user is an adventurer.

This user is a total UKer and knows how to spell. (British Uncyclopedians)

This user is not and has never been Napoleon.

Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

This user is getting addicted to templates!

This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.

This user is invisible, <insert name here> sees You but you don't see him/her. Tee hee!!

This user seriously needs to calm down.

This user is a complete, irredeemable Zork. He/she/it is Bat Fuck Insane, and programs at the sweet and sour chicken.