User:Master5o1

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Master5o1 recovering from being pissed of at Microsoft products.

“Hey, it's me...All about me. Wow, how did that happen?”

~ User:Master5o1 on Master5o1

“Born Exactly 100 years after me...freaky :S”

~ Adolf Hitler on Master5o1

“He is a man I greatly admire.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Master5o1

“In Soviet Russia, 5o1 masters YOU!”

~ Russian Reversal on Master5o1

1 About: Master5o1
- 1.1 Anti-Microsoft
- 1.2 Nintendo Boy
2 5o1
3 External Links

[edit] About: Master5o1

Master5o1 was born exactly 100 years (to the day) after the Uber-Evil Adolf Hitler, and to much surprising results has not been affected by Hitler's fine work. D.O.B.: 20-04-1989

Master5o1 was born in Switzerland, the possible reason why Adolf Hitler did not affect his outcome in life because of Switzerland being neutral and all. Luckily he can officially put "'80's Child" on any of his resum´s because of his birthdate (20-04-1989), and doesn't have to face the shame of being a '90's child.

Shortly after his enterance to the world in Switzerland he was quickly scooped up by a kangaroo and thrown over to that small country next to Kangaroo Land known as New Z-Land. Fortunately he lives in Auckland, and only has to content with a live long habbit of smelling car fumes from the billion-car-long traffic jam.

Living in Auckland means he will less likely fall into the nation sport of Sheep Shoving.

Master5o1 has his own website (Master5o1's Website) where he just has his random blah bullish ideas thrown out of the what you could minutely call a brain.

Note: I (Master5o1) am not a Neo Nazi. Anyone that think's I am will be roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.

[edit] Anti-Microsoft

Master5o1 is a Anti-Microsoft kind of guy where he will now only use Windows if he is forced to. With saying this, He uses Ubuntu Linux as his primary Operating System.

Adding fuel to his hatred of Microsoft is he believes that they have tried to merge computers and game consoles together, and destroy the entire gaming market with the Xbox & 360. Being a hard core Nintendo fan he could do very little but wait for the Nintendo DS to come out, and the Nintendo Wii to also come out.

[edit] Nintendo Boy

Master5o1 has a total of 3 consoles, 13 games all by Nintendo

He will only buy from Nintendo because they produce quality products (quality games, quality consoles) which gives the sense of having not wasted money on a gaming console.

Nintendo consoles and games owned by Master5o1:

Gameboy Pocket
- Pokemon Red
- Super Mario Land
Gameboy Advance SP
- Yoshi's Island: Super Mario Advance 3
- Pokemon Sapphire
- Super Monkeyball Jr.
- The Spongebob Squarepants Movie
- (2 in 1) Tony Hawk's Underground & Kelly Slater's Pro Surfer
Nintendo DS
- Nintendogs
- Super Mario⁶⁴ DS
- Project Rub
- Brain Training
- Bomberman DS
- New Super Mario Bros.

[edit] 5o1

5o1™ is Master5o1's brand name for his internet aliases. It is never to be written or said as "501" as that is insulting to everyone in this universe

[edit] 5o1, The Number

Well, saying "5o1" is a number is a bit of a lie...in fact it is a number/letter combination of 5, o & 1. It can never be written as 501, as that is the most insulting thing possibly said to master5o1 (or anyone else)

Here is a list of *5o1™ aliases all for master5o1:

5o1™ (the 5o1™ brand)
master5o1™ (current: primary)
iam5o1™ (current: secondary)
jaja501™ (Old - Original)

Note: All *5o1™ aliases are © Kopyleft Master5o1 1998 - 2006.

Each include their own story, with the most recent being the all-in-all internet alias.

In spanish, master5o1™ would equate to something like "Amo Cinco Cero Uno" -- of course, it's allowed to be master501™ because it sounds cool (It kinda rolls off the tongue)

[edit] Rejected *5o1's

There are some *5o1 aliases that were never used by Master5o1. Infact, they are total rejects. Not rejects in the way of just plain exclusion from the group. But rejction like the hand that you inherited from that uncle that lives in Pyongyang, North Korea.

The5o1
m5o1
mother5o1
Ieat5o1
5o1Dude
master
iam

These ones were rejected possibly because this guy that Master5o1 employed to create the names was kitten huffing and didn't want to stop hos addiction to soap operas like coronation street.

[edit] Where Master5o1 is used

There are numerous places on the internet where Master5o1 is used as my internet alias some I have forgoten. But here is a short list of the most frequent/recent:

Master5o1's Website
Rombomb forums
Smilecity
Last.fm - to visit Master5o1's user page click here.
iPodLinux forums
DS Linux forums
Ubuntu forums
Uncyclopedia

[edit] 5o1, The Blog

On master5o1's website There is a small section where he has his somewhat one-and-only blog. It is a stroke of pure randomness, though some may dissagree. Originally posted on Blogspot, the 5o1 blog™ has changed very little since the October (-ish) date of first publish.

A version of this blog can be seen here.