User:Mattman00000
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This person is God
This person is the one and ONLY Creator of Uncyclopedia and everything else.
This article is evil!
Everything about this article is evil, the author is evil, the computer used is evil, and now you are evil. Go get a frickin shark and put a frickin lazer beam on its frickin head!
hey i'm matt and i love superscripts in brackets.[WOOHOO!!!]
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RANDOM WARNING!
This raging article appears to shave virii in the 1987 boycott against Kevin Federline's encyclopedia and is also Bill Clinton's sister . Oh, and it's also suffering from CLUSTER FUCK Tourette's.
In other words, it's so uncaringly random that it makes the cheap Immanuel Kant cry eloquently. Do something about it before it becomes shoddy.
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