User:Mego
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Hello?
May I firstly point out that is currently IS possible to get stage fright online and I AM currently experiencing it... That being said, let's move on.
My name here is Fluke, but I go by Mego 'cause it sounds cool and not gay which I certainly don't happen to be. Fluke was given to me by my owner: a rather large Dwaggin' (Not to be confused with the more commonly found Dragon) who refrained from eating me long enough to give me a gay sounding name. But I am not gay... Shut up.
In my homeland my species is often considered a delicacy. For you see... I am a anthro-canine and no I do not live in Korea... Shut up. I am a measly fourteen years old and I am currently sitting through school. Not just hell... But ENGLISH hell! Yes, oh the humanity. I am a Britfur! And with my current age I am often called a cubby by sweaty Humans who pretend to be animals on the internet. FREAKS! Which leads me to my next point:
[edit] I am not gay!
Shut up.
Now, I do admit to being a 'furry' as you homo-sapiens call me. But that does NOT affect my angst factor! I can be obnoxious and rude and i can hate my parents and... Yeah.
[edit] I can be angsty!
Woof! Woof! Bark! Growl! YAP! Woof! Growl! Woof!
Shattered shards of inky black pain,
Suffering, twisting, darkness,
Orange madness,
Stabby-rip-stab stab...
Death is the end!
Shut up! Jesus!
You may leave now.
