User:Meht

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This user wishes they were an admin. Please grant them their wish.

This user is from Texas. May secede if provoked!

17-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of 1337.

ao-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of AOLer.

du-4 This user speaks Dumbass at a near-native level.

en-N This user is a native speaker of English.

es-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Español.

ht-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of HTML.

rh-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Random Humour.

tlh-X This user only speaks Klingon enough to seduce native Klingon speakers.

tx-N This user is a native speaker of Texan.

[edit] You're Judging Me, Aren't You?

Meht, not to be confused with the Mets OR meth, lacks any humor what-so-ever, only signs on to correct the elderly's grammar mistakes, and may or may think that Meht sounds Arabic.

• I'm sears-ious.
  • I kmart stand grammatical errors.

Born after 1989, this Texan (fe)male is a registered sex offender who joined Uncyclopedia in a desperate attempt to be noticed by the scene/emo clique, but was ultimately rejected (and now hates their wrist-slashing selves) due to not carving Oscar Wilde into her leg at the pre-initiation ceremony.

[edit] Time to Show Off

I have not created or re-written anything I consider to be amazingly amazing since I lack creativity.

[edit] Articles of Confederation

• William Shatner
• Spam
• Shit