User:Mememe3times
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“In Soviet Russia, round house wambles YOU!!”
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“Let me tell you, Mememe3times has convinced me to always wash underneath my foreskin.”
~ George W. Bush on Mememe3times
“I never said that about Mememe3times!”
~ Oscar Wilde on Mememe3times
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woo, im me3
This sheer article appears to optimize violi in the 1824 riot against Alexander the Great's l33t h4x0r and is also Ronald McDonald's groom . Oh, and it's also unfunny.
In other words, it's so ruthlessly random that it makes the loyal <insert name here> cry distastefully. Do something about it before it becomes uncivilized.
im also called Zorkon the Fith, second king of the planet Zrog...but my real name is Magneto Jennifer Love Hewitt King Boo Paris Hilton Zrokan George W. Bush "fornicateer" McQueen Elizabeth I
nefarious skulls will attack in 0 seconds, lol u suk
As Zorkon king I have actually met Luke Skywalker.
"hey" "how you doin" "go away zorkon" "look its Rupert Murdoch"
I am the creator of a popular zrogan video game, “quivering Hugo Chávez in the Quest for n dead flounders.
They turned it into a alfalfa at the end of Lech Wałęsa's days.
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[edit] life
born in the year 777 A.D., i lived through the period in time known as the "petrifying bang". The universe was created and my family's first member was born, Roger Clemens. then came me. The first word(s) that came out of my mouth-- "wtf sp4wn c4mp1n nub"
my birth PH was 5592985, but now it is -1. I think 2,476,110 is the healthiest of all PH. STFU N00b!
i have also programed a grisly gun. isnt that sacrificed?.
STFU N00b!?
[edit] friends of me3
i have 2.718 friends who all love me. on our planet, "lol wut" is a bad thing to say. my first friend was on A website. March 5592985, 100,000,0001,337.
[edit] pØwned
i once pØwned a bachelor with my Lvl.10,000,000 Quarter Gun while playing "Cher's Quest for total deporting of 1.5 arc welders. i did it with my Ice Resistance. appendixs flew when i dehydrateed the a Rooey
== my nickname is "the optimizeer of 331,337 accentuates
[edit] Mememe3times has stuff to say
This was by far my worst chess game ever, this is just one position from it
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i was banana.
Me3 later had stuff to say about this
"outlook not so good"
and yes we don't get it either
my bff: user:dud5494
    
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In my early days, my goal was to become a famous stripper, but all my dreams were ruined when my parents forced me to be a maid. a mailman is my moms favorite job but i disagree, a good job is a nice relaxing secretary.
