User:Modusoperandi/archive4

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[edit] Something very bad just happened

Mordillo finish audio for caveman piece. Audacity crash. Audio lost. Mordillo smash! ~ 18:10, 1 August 2007 (UTC)

MO sad. MO think Mord should save as Mord go, rather than all at once. MO smart. It say so on coffee mug. Sir Modusoperandi 18:22, 1 August 2007 (UTC)

Mordillo thinks coffee mud should be changed to coffee dung. Old fashioned. Retro is fashionable. Mordillo now record again. Be smart. Save as go. ~

18:25, 1 August 2007 (UTC)

Soon Mord invent fire, if this keep up. MO see Mord running place, sitting in big office, as boss of company. "Mord real go-get." I say to coworker at coffee break. He say I not work here. I smash. (I'm glad I didn't write the whole page in that style, brain hurt now) Sir Modusoperandi 18:31, 1 August 2007 (UTC)

Fine job. Mordillo earn Foolitzer. Words hard. Sound, more hard. MO have question. Why two parts? Sir Modusoperandi 11:41, 2 August 2007 (UTC)

Big file, server defunct, need split, make job harder. Mordillo needs vacation. ~

12:12, 2 August 2007 (UTC)

By the by, any creative criticism is welcomed for future projects. ~

13:02, 2 August 2007 (UTC)

Criticism? I've got nothing to criticize. If you made crap, I'd say "Be less bad", but your audios are the bestest. Give yourself a hug. Sir Modusoperandi 17:20, 2 August 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Mah Nà Mah Nà

Doo doo doo-doo doo! Mah-Nàmah-nàmah-nàmah, Neeliuh Nuh! Myah!

In other words, I've been spending far more time than is healthy watching that clip over and over again and transcribing it. The results are on your page. At this point I really don't mind if you want to use any of it - it was a good excuse to watch that clip over and over until the words lost even more meaning than they already didn't have. I can also sing a lot of the scat off by heart now. This makes me happy. So yes - whatever you end up doing with it, have a listen when you regain your computer. If you listen about five times the pink things start to stare out of the screen at you instead of Piero (who will forever be named that in my head now!). -- (but) ~~Untrue~~ Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 23:33, 1 August 2007 (UTC)

Thanks. Now I can do whateveritis that people do with pages. Hurrah!

Piero is a good name for that space-caveman, um, thing. The Snowths continue to freak me out a bit. Also, I wasn't kidding way back when, when I said that I had that song stuck in my head for four years. My friend Mister Boffo, an invisible pink trombone-playing monkey, tells me that it drove me quite mad. Sir Modusoperandi 01:10, 2 August 2007 (UTC)

[edit] WWJD?

I think the current page should be just short enough so that the proles will manage to be able to read the whole thing without losing their attention span and going on to edit the article on George Dubya Bush. Congratulations. Leatherboundbooks^TalkContributions 03:38, 4 August 2007 (UTC)

Thanks, though you could have written that on your talkpage (and should've, so that conversations don't get all chopped up and confusing). Now, if you don't mind, it's time for me to go edit the article on George Dubya Bush. I'm gonna put in the text that he invented something and that he started a band. Sir Modusoperandi 03:41, 4 August 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Sweet Christ!

Modusoperandi/archive4

I thank you humbly for the opportunity to impose myself upon the tiny box marked Today's featured article. My own little box in this dark corner of the interweb. My welcoming visage, greeting all who visit this cartoonish funhouse of crazy people. The depravity, flowing like gravy down the chin of a senator. This is my honor.

Much appreciated, you bastard.

Yours always,

Duke
(dictated but not read. Transcripted by your pal, THINKER 04:33, 8 August 2007 (UTC).)

No problem. I like pages. Sir Modusoperandi 12:18, 8 August 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Thanks for voting!

For voting for my page, I award you this template:

	*The Led Balloon has awarded you a handy pamphlet, so that you will always* remember how to check for lumps.**
	Thanks for voting on my article, and giving me TWO FEATURES IN A ROW! Also: beware the deadly lumps!

Thanks again, P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:37, Aug 19, 2007

It saved my life. Well, no saved, really. More like it stole some time that I can't get back. It's all good. Sir Modusoperandi 19:47, 19 August 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Thankie!

THE has granted you an express invitation to Skippy Leadwell's Funeral. The eulogy will be delivered by Leviticus, one of his favorite blades of grass who is being flown in first-class from Africa. Mr. Leadwell will be laid to rest on a pile of grass clippings. There he will lie with his brothers for eternity. Or at least until he starts to smell.

Thanks for the vote, and enjoy the funeral. Try not to giggle, though. It'll upset the grass. --THE 21:51, 20 August 2007 (UTC)

I'll be sure to dress up for the occasion. Sir Modusoperandi 00:16, 21 August 2007 (UTC)

[edit] this

I took care of this by removing the RIP tag. thanks for bringing it to my attention.. Cheers! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 09:46, 23 August 2007 (UTC)

Well, that's one solution, I guess. Personally, I'd have knit it a nice cozy. Sir Modusoperandi 16:05, 23 August 2007 (UTC)

[edit] How is your chopping queue these days?

/me rolls eyes dramatically ~ 22:46, 26 August 2007 (UTC)

I've got my computer back, and access to the internets. What do you need? Sir Modusoperandi 22:58, 26 August 2007 (UTC)

Wooohooo!!! Well, I'm working on this (just realized I misspelled it as well....) and I need the obvious "nice frothy cappuccinno" vending version with the "truthful brown muck" "sewage residue coffee" etc. Also, if you can make a coffee version of the splotch you got at the HowTo:remove your own head with a chainsaw it could be vunderba. ~

08:50, 27 August 2007 (UTC)

Truthful Vending Hot Coffee: now with 20% more housefly.

I'll give it a go but can't guarantee success, as my graphics program sucks at text. I'll hit it in between bouts of Overlord (cool game, by the way, although the first third is better than what follows). Sir Modusoperandi 21:07, 27 August 2007 (UTC)

Was this what you had in mind? Sir Modusoperandi 04:50, 29 August 2007 (UTC)

"Trout? I'm quite sure that I pressed the button for 'Rat'."

That's bloody horrible! I mean, good chopping, horrible picture...It wasn't really what I imagined but I can surly use such a horrible picture...How about the vending machines themselves? Do you have time for that? ~

07:19, 29 August 2007 (UTC)

Give me time...the new Dune book is out. Also, I'm such a nerd. Sir Modusoperandi 07:23, 29 August 2007 (UTC)

There's a new Dune book?!?! ~

09:34, 29 August 2007 (UTC)

Hunters O' Dune is out in paperback. I'm waiting for the last in the series, Dunes of Dune, to be released in softcover before I get it (next summer, probably). Sir Modusoperandi 09:39, 29 August 2007 (UTC)

I'm ashamed to say, the last one I read was Battle of Corin. I didn't know they had another trilogy....~

09:45, 29 August 2007 (UTC)

Now with the number for Poison Control right on the cabinet!

This one is only a twology. This means, in effect, that there aren't three of them, which, simply put, means that I won't have to wait for three years for three books. Instead, I only have to wait two years for two books. Simple! I've been waiting for a Dune book that's better than Dune...I'm still waiting. Only another year to go until the last one comes out in paperback (and the mild disappointment that inevitably follows). Sir Modusoperandi 17:09, 29 August 2007 (UTC)

I'm pretty sure that I'm leading you astray. Again, it's not what you asked for. It does, however, have a monkey: comedy gold. Sir Modusoperandi 03:29, 31 August 2007 (UTC)

There. I made you an actual coffee machine. Sir Modusoperandi 04:08, 31 August 2007 (UTC)

OH...that is some frothy quality chopping! ~

21:11, 31 August 2007 (UTC)

I redid the face of the coffee machine. That curve was bugging me. Sir Modusoperandi 05:50, 2 September 2007 (UTC)

~ 09:07, 3 September 2007 (UTC)

No problem. If there's one thing I do, it's stuff. Sir Modusoperandi 09:16, 3 September 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Let's Eat!

~

12:51, 28 August 2007 (UTC)

Jewish cuisine is the bestest. I'm somewhat of an expert in these matters, having never had it. Sir Modusoperandi 12:55, 28 August 2007 (UTC)

Over five thousands years of kvetching. Trust me, it's divine. ~

13:01, 28 August 2007 (UTC)

Ah, divine kvetching. Like Moses on Sinai. "*Grumble*. It's so hot. There's a pebble in my sandal. I'd bend over to take it out, but my back! Oy oy oy. My mother wanted me to be a doctor, but noooo, I had to be a prophet! I could be golfing right now, instead of sitting here listening to this guy. I spend all this time trying to get my people to follow one god...they've got no sense...they're probably worshipping El by now. Oy." Etc. Sir Modusoperandi 13:13, 28 August 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Thanks for voting!

	WILSON!! WIILLSOOONN!! Hey, there he is! Anyways, The Led Balloon would like to thank you for voting on UnBooks:The Castaway.
	When you get on the raft, don't forget to bring...... Oh, never mind...

P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:30, Aug 29, 2007

It reminded me of the time that I was trapped on a desert island. Well, a dessert island, really. During the summer, its ice cream volcano would go all melty. By the time I was rescued I weighed almost eight hundred pounds. Sir Modusoperandi 01:46, 30 August 2007 (UTC)

[edit] <<insert random title here>>

I don't know why I credited you with making me that cool template:

	This news story is currently being recorded as an audio file by Zim. You lose.
	Sayeth Zim: "Thank you for suffering."

maybe I'm secretly envious of your user page. In either case, thanks for pointing that mistake out, and for the love of all Satans please do an UnNews audio occasionally. Cheers! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 05:35, 8 September 2007 (UTC)

No biggie. I'll do an audio or two if I can but, unless I "see" the authour's "vision" of the page, the audio just ends up as me speaking (rather than speaking in a silly voice). This tends to suck. In any event an audio is probably better than good audio, so I'll try. Sir Modusoperandi 14:07, 8 September 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Don't Stop

Hey look! It's anouther award for you, darling. Except this one comes with a side of bacon. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 15:41, 8 September 2007 (UTC)

Hurrah! I'd like to thank the James Cameron for his vision, the guy who wrote Bolero for helping me to get laid, and, of course, Bill Cosby for writing the screenplay. Sir Modusoperandi 15:47, 8 September 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Hey, you

I changed the Dora the Explorer picture somewhat drastically from your last post at the Reefer Desk. More than likely you're just doing something of worth and unable to post here, but in case you just abandoned the review, consider going back to it. I've gotten feedback from ZB in the IRC but I'd like sommore. Thank you.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 17:18, 8 September 2007 (UTC)

It's better. Sorry, I can be awfully verbose sometimes. Sir Modusoperandi 17:24, 8 September 2007 (UTC)

/me finally finishes MO's exhaustive review. Thanks. No, seriously, thanks. And that's really all I have to say about the image. I think I'll put that Reefer Desk graduate template on the image. Unless that's only for featured images.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 17:26, 8 September 2007 (UTC)

RDG is for featured pics. Sir Modusoperandi 17:29, 8 September 2007 (UTC)

Bah. This can't get featured. Shame, too, I worked hard on it.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 17:34, 8 September 2007 (UTC)

...Work?...Hard?... These words confuse me. Sir Modusoperandi 17:42, 8 September 2007 (UTC)

I'm sure my bout will pass. Hard work is hard.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 17:46, 8 September 2007 (UTC)

[edit] An A.S.B.O. ...

...is an Anti Social Behaviour Order. They give it to wannabe gangtas who mug people, and smash things in the UK. And it's about them! Thanks for listening and enjoying it! sleepygamer 22:34, 13 September 2007 (UTC)

Ah. I really should pay more attention. I won't, but I should. Sir Modusoperandi 00:42, 14 September 2007 (UTC)

Don't ask me about paying attention. Unless it's a guitar, a game, or a girl, it won't sustain my interest for ver- OMG A BIRDIE! sleepygamer 03:05, 15 September 2007 (UTC)

What? You're still here? Hey! Birdie! Wooo! Sir Modusoperandi 03:11, 15 September 2007 (UTC)

[edit] I think a new cartoon is in order

Something with the Inflatable Jew behind bars . ~ 08:12, 19 September 2007 (UTC)

Are you going to write the story behind it, or do you want a standalone cartoon? Either way, what caption would be appropriate? Sir Modusoperandi 08:15, 19 September 2007 (UTC)

Goodbye Uncyclopedia, it was fun while it lasted? ~

08:17, 19 September 2007 (UTC)

I'm on it. Sir Modusoperandi 08:21, 19 September 2007 (UTC)

I found suitable pics. I'll chop it when I get a chance. Unless you want a cartoon. Oo! How about a LOLjew! I'm too groggy to think of a good LOLjew caption, so put your mind to it, if that's what you want. Sir Modusoperandi 08:24, 19 September 2007 (UTC)

"Me in your site, smiting your Jews?". I wasn't really meaning for you to make one, although It'll probably be grand. Just meant to share my sad fate :) ~

08:29, 19 September 2007 (UTC)

Did you spend your timeout giving yourself prison tattoos and getting sodomized? Sir Modusoperandi 08:39, 19 September 2007 (UTC)

Affirmative on both! I also have a nude picture of you hanging on the wall of my cell *nodge nodge wink wink*. ~

08:42, 19 September 2007 (UTC)

The one where I'm holding the license plate? Ah, good times. Sir Modusoperandi 08:55, 19 September 2007 (UTC)

I've got it! I hope it works (it currently appears to be complicated...I'll figure it out). I should warn you, it's the worst pun ever (even worse than De Gaulle with kaleidoscope eyes. Yes, it's gonna be bad). Sir Modusoperandi 10:40, 19 September 2007 (UTC)

Crap! It's not working. *Sigh*. I'll come back to it, I guess. Sir Modusoperandi 04:29, 21 September 2007 (UTC)

[edit] A whoring I go go....

Hi Handsome,

I'm here to whore my article on VFH: HowTo:Throw a temper tantrum. It imaginative, its honest, and its winning will cause my breasts to fall out of my blouse, and for me to look at them, and then you and say however did these perfectly formed orbs ever appear and can you help me figure out why they give me an ooooh so pleasurable tingle? Or I can give you a basket job for $10. Your choice. Dame GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 12:50, 19 September 2007 (UTC)

Oh, jeez. You're not going to like this... Sir Modusoperandi 12:54, 19 September 2007 (UTC)

Are you rejecting me? I am crushed! Dame

GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 13:05, 19 September 2007 (UTC)

Darling, you know I love you. I love your writing, too. It's just that HowTos are my least favourite niche in Uncyc. I've voted for very few and against very many. I'm in a good mood, as I pooped, so my vote is abstain. Sir Modusoperandi 13:11, 19 September 2007 (UTC)

Ok, a poop is as good as a vote. Did you wash your hands and flush? Dame

GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 13:17, 19 September 2007 (UTC)

TMI! ~

13:22, 19 September 2007 (UTC)

It's not too much information. This is a health issue. Sir Modusoperandi 13:25, 19 September 2007 (UTC)

Of course. "Bum hands" are gross! I wash my hands if I even think about touching my bottom. I wash my hands a lot. Sir Modusoperandi 13:25, 19 September 2007 (UTC)

You should. The filthiest part of your body* is your little finger and the outside edge of your hand, and we what that comes in contact with. Dame

GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:55, 20 September 2007 (UTC)

* and I just know that you were thinking of something in the transisitive sense. Dame

GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:55, 20 September 2007 (UTC)

In the transitive sense, no part of the human body is dirty. It's a beautiful thing, all over. Granted, I'm a hippy, rather than an up-tight WASP, but...it's all right there, man. Did you ever look up at the night sky and think "Wow, I wonder if they have drive thrus up there." "Transitive sense" is "stoned", right? Sir Modusoperandi 03:47, 20 September 2007 (UTC)

[edit] A genteel thanking.

Thanks for joining the campaign against this sort of thing.
By swelling our already formidable ranks, you have helped ensure that our voice will not go unheard!
Glorious success will yet be ours!
Sorry dear, I will keep the noise down.

Thanks for your vote.

You have been thanked. This is good, I hope! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 08:18, 24 September 2007 (UTC)

Are you sure that was me? I'm pretty sure that I am for that sort of thing. Sir Modusoperandi 08:22, 24 September 2007 (UTC)

[edit] RE:A tale of two siggies

Hey there; thanks for the advice slash fixing et cetera. I do see what you mean about the siggie.

<3 .talk.work.?pedia. {weeps at the smallness} ;)

No biggie. We're all on the same team. This does have the unfortunate effect of making sports day really boring. C'est la vie. Also, it's best to reply to a message on your talkpage on your talkpage. This prevents conversations from becoming cut up and confusing. Instead, they'll just be confusing. Sir Modusoperandi 09:46, 24 September 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Eventually...

“Eventually, it will be on all the pages.”
:~ Modusoperandi on this picture

Just helping you out one page at a time... -- (but) ~~Untrue~~ Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 01:47, 26 September 2007 (UTC)

The tubes of the internet will soon be clogged with this guy. Sir Modusoperandi 02:40, 26 September 2007 (UTC)

[edit] fix? fix!

Thank you very much for the sig thing. I have much to learn about sigs... and their things... -- CAKE J! <-> 02:00, 27 September 2007 (UTC)

Just remember that you need to </moop> whenever you <moop> earlier. Sir Modusoperandi 02:20, 27 September 2007 (UTC)

[edit] You're cool.

	Necropaxx awards you your certificate of quitting!
	PS: Thanks for learning HowTo:Stop Being a Nerd on VFH.

Yes you are. • • • SIR FELLOW Necropaxx KUN {PotM VFH VFP VotM} (Beseech) 02:03, 1 October 2007 (UTC)

I can haz templait? Sir Modusoperandi 02:32, 1, Oct 2007 02:32, 1 October 2007 (UTC)

You know, lolcats is not a way to stop being a nerd. You obviously didn't read the article.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 02:35, 1 October 2007 (UTC)

I fallz off wagin... Sir Modusoperandi 02:58, 1, Oct 2007 02:58, 1 October 2007 (UTC)

[edit] UnNewsAudio

UnNews Audio Ninjastar

For a fine job on your audio. Your character, wit and smarm have lulled the masses into a false sense of security. Nice job! –Rev_zim

Good to hear another of you audios! Cheers! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 12:18, 3 October 2007 (UTC)

Thanks. You've probably noticed that I don't do a lot of audios. You may have also noticed that, of my small cadre of audios, the ones that aren't in character don't really add anything to the story...this is why I don't do very many.

Soviet Russian story with Soviet Russian audio..."Entertainment News" story with audio by an "entertainment news"-style talking head...North Korean story with audio where people have every accent except Korean...all funny.

Me talking like myself about something? Not funny.

As long as people enjoy the good ones, I'm happy. If you're happy too, even better. Sir Modusoperandi 12:50, 3 October 2007 (UTC)

[edit] The Schmoe Strikes Again!

Everyone's (by which I mean your, SbU's, and mine, if I've counted correctly) favorite schmoe has now infiltrated the mainspace. Things are progressing well. --The Acceptable Cainad (Fnord) 09:47, 4 October 2007 (UTC)

Harumph! Does UnNews not count as mainspace? I found the pic and wrote a UnNews story around (although I may have put the pic in a forum before the story was released into mainspace). Also, moo ha-ha! Sir Modusoperandi 09:59, 4 October 2007 (UTC)

I thought UnNews was considered UnNewsspace, but I am usually wrong about these things. Still, do not let my ignorance hinder this glorious revolution; one day this pic will be as old and tired as Chuck Norris jokes. My toes wiggle in anticipation of the meme-spreading. --The Acceptable

Cainad

(Fnord) 10:11, 4 October 2007 (UTC)

If possible, I'd prefer that it remained a low level infection. Fullblown memes eventually result in backlash. Sir Modusoperandi 10:14, 4 October 2007 (UTC)

True. That guy looks like he might have a delicate back, and a backlash would be the last thing he needs. I've managed to restrain myself and used it only once on another website. The response was encouraging. --The Acceptable

Cainad

(Fnord) 10:19, 4 October 2007 (UTC)

I'm glad that something which I was in no way involved in creating has had such an impact. Sir Modusoperandi 10:36, 4 October 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Jesus Almighty!

Golden UnNews Ninja Star Of Fucking Awesome

For the most hilarious UnNews Audio I've ever heard, and making my day. YOU FUCKING ROCK! –RAHB

I rocks. I does! Wooo! Sir Modusoperandi 23:19, 4 October 2007 (UTC)

Wooo, indeed. -RA HB 23:44, 4 October 2007 (UTC)

I'd make a LOLmo to commemorate the occasion, but there's is a beer in my fridge and it's calling me. "What's that, beer? You want me to drink you? Oh, dear beer. You fill that place, deep down inside me, where there is no beer." Sir Modusoperandi 00:29, 5 October 2007 (UTC)

You totally stole that from The Simpsons! And it's impossible to prove, unless I sift through all the quotes....damn.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 02:23, 5 October 2007 (UTC)

Wow, you'd be the worst lawyer ever. Sir Modusoperandi 02:45, 5 October 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Thanks for the vote

AGGGH! MY EYES!!

On Homer's bloody, and now blind, eyes, Jim Groovester thanks you for voting for The Destiniad.

He also advises you to check your eyes in the mirror, just in case they may happen to be bloody, blind, or a combination of the two. Seek immediate medical attention if any of those symptoms appear.

Thank you for voting on my first article! Sir Groovester (CUN, NotM, AotM, Fresh Stain) Contributions | I'm listening... 03:02, 6 October 2007 (UTC)

May you have many more. First articles, I mean. Sir Modusoperandi 04:26, 6 October 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Kudos...

...on the kudos on my talk page. It's like gratitude, but with words. (( Hey wait a second.... ))

Think I should tell Famine? Or let him figure it out on his own? Conniving 00:41, 7 October 2007 (UTC)

As long as the page is better, Famine will be happy. His mouth will go up at the corners and everything.

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Contents

[edit] Something very bad just happened

[edit] Mah Nà Mah Nà

[edit] WWJD?

[edit] Sweet Christ!

[edit] Thanks for voting!

[edit] Thankie!

[edit] this

[edit] How is your chopping queue these days?

[edit] YOU SIR, IS THE BESTEST

[edit] Let's Eat!

[edit] Thanks for voting!

[edit] <<insert random title here>>

[edit] Don't Stop

[edit] Hey, you

[edit] An A.S.B.O. ...

[edit] I think a new cartoon is in order

[edit] A whoring I go go....

[edit] A genteel thanking.

[edit] RE:A tale of two siggies

[edit] Eventually...

[edit] fix? fix!

[edit] You're cool.

[edit] UnNewsAudio

[edit] The Schmoe Strikes Again!

[edit] Jesus Almighty!

[edit] Thanks for the vote

[edit] Kudos...