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1 Awards and Honors
2 YOU SIR, IS THE BESTEST
- 2.1 Yet another kind...

[edit] Awards and Honors

[edit] Things I got for doing stuff

Good Samaritan Ninjastar

Through thick & thin, you are always the peace keeper.
Your good nature is praised & envied.
–Premier Tom Mayfair

Ninjewstar

For UnNews:Joshua leads Israelite Defense Force to victory –IDF's Spokeman Office

VFH Ninjastar

For various "Fix" contributions that you make in VFH during the "testing" time –Braydie

UnNews Audio Ninjastar

For a fine job on your audio. Your character, wit and smarm have lulled the masses into a false sense of security. Nice job! –Rev_zim

UnNews Audio Ninjastar

For a fine job on your audio. Your character, wit and smarm have lulled the masses into a false sense of security. Nice job! –Rev_zim

Unlike this template, you're awesome. Congratulations. - ENeGMA

Thanks for taking the time out of your busy schedule to read articles for me for no pay. Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 20:27, 27 July 2007 (UTC)

UnNews Audio Ninjastar

For a fine job on your audio. Your character, wit and smarm have lulled the masses into a false sense of security. Nice job! –Rev_zim

Golden UnNews Ninja Star Of Fucking Awesome

For the most hilarious UnNews Audio I've ever heard, and making my day. YOU FUCKING ROCK! –RAHB

AN AWARD!

This user has done something or other which has earned them enough of RAHB's respect, for RAHB to give them an award template. Ironically, this template is rather generic, and despite the fact that RAHB thought this user deserved an award, he couldn't be arsed into personalizing it for them. Perhaps he'll explain the reason you got it, if he feels like it.

[edit] One Kind of Award/Honor

Through no fault of my own, I got Screwed by the System. I feel like such a dirty bitch now.

[edit] The Other Kind of Award/Honor

DiZ has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

This user gots a shuvel. Yes they does.

Sir Cornbread has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

Hey, congratulations!!!
For your reluctance to succumb to the power of Hello Kitty, Demon General of the Abyss, DiZ has awarded you by killing a martyr in your name! Don't feel guilty, he didn't pay his taxes anyways.
-- DiZ the Great

For your love of 100 Worst Quick Detection ... list
Suresh has awarded Modusoperandi a Princess Cake!
Now go play with the Royal Guard.

MSPaint Ninjastar

For your amazing image contributions to Uncyclopedia, more specifically your Suburban homeboy picture. –emc

Micoolio101 has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

Tooltroll likes me so much, he gave me a shiny brass anvil!

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

has awarded you a Nuclear missile
Now go and destroy the The Zionist Entity

This Template Will Self Destruct in seconds

Happy Unbirthday!
You have now officially been an uncyclopedia member for one full year.
Must suck to be you!

Plate of cornbread!!!
Sir Cornbread has done awarded you a whole plate of cornbread fo shizzle! You should feel really special. Now, go get some pork chops and fried chicken, and have yo' self a nice home cooked meal. --Sir Cornbread

You get a hippie! Yay!A hug a day keeps the drama away! –Ж Kalir, Crazy Indie Gamer _{(ninjas and lasers and gold, oh my!)}

AAA! has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

Another nugget of wisdom from Famous Doble Dichos:
"It takes a wise man to admit he's an iggnerant fool, Cowboy."

Image:JohnWayne55.jpg

--OEJ

Hindleyite has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

Arborguitars has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

NeedABrain has awarded you a test tube! ...for clever edits on The Black And White Man
Don't worry, it's just Jägermeister (hiccup)... Zheers!

The Don thanks you

He is pleased with your work, and hopes
that you prosper in your endevours.
He extends a hand of friendship, should you need it.

Doug Memorial Cow Award
I hereby bestoweth on thee, the Doug Memorial Cow Award
Yellow Cow
Just because I felt like it.
Congradulations

--The.original.joe.shmoe blahaviator!!

Modusoperandi

Premier Tom Mayfair 09:57, 01 July 2007

congratulations!!!

b0n b0ns has awarded you the purple jamsformer.!!
67,652 users have been burninated, or have asploded form its sheer awesomenessso be careful and once again congratz for being the funniest person on uncyclopedia as appointed by b0n b0ns.

This announcement brought to you by ~~The cabal~~(There is no cabal)

~ 09:07, 3 September 2007 (UTC)

On behalf of Prettiestpretty
Mrs. Edwin Standish of Shaker Heights Ohio
Wife, mother and Daughter of the American Revolution
appreciates your good works and attention to detail.
Graciously yours, Mrs. Edwin Standish

Happy Chairman Award

Bloody marvelous! Happiness abound in readings of you. Laughing Chairman Mao giving you award from Modusoperandi for special contribute of funny to Uncyclopedia!!

Gert5 Award for 3XCELLENCE V3RBALLY 2008

Favorite Person Award

Congratulations, you're SysRq's new favorite person!

[edit] Yet another kind...

Mrs. Fundlebuggy sends you a big pie and a warm welcome!

Thanks for voting for my son, even though he is clearly going to lose. Normally people just kick him in the shin and fill him with balloons. I know I do.

The Artist as a Young Psychopath

Many thanks for voting for me as Writerie of ThE Ear. These things mean a lot to me.

Indeed, I recall the words of my old dad, who said:

Son, writing is just like shooting. You aim, you shoot, you watch the rodent explode and then you wander home with a strange feeling of regret. And you know what? ... He was totally wrong.

Berogen
has awarded you the
Neat Order of the Closet
for voting
For
HowTo:Convince People You're a Heterosexual Male
Wear It With Pride!TM

You big homo.

Braydie thanks you for voting for him to be Uncyclopedian of the Month January 2007.

	Gneomi has awarded you some hot stuff to jihad your own ride!
	For voting on Jihad My Ride.
	"Never forget: Jihad is not all about war. It is about creating cool stuff and making cars look better. Yo jihad yo!!"

IT WASN'T ME

But thank you for voting. And suffering.

	Comrade NeedABrain has awarded you a red M&M!
	Due voting on Practical Lessons on Communism "In Soviet Russia, article features YOU!"

Communist Ninjastar

I award this user a Communist Ninjastar because they
voted for me for Uncyclopedian of the Month.
– Premier Tom Mayfair

Senator Calhoun thanks you for voting for Xavier's article on him.
Now, and only now, can you consider yourself truly safe when the moon is full.

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has ordered the capture and release of another British sailor crew to celebrate this user's voting actions!

	NeedABrain has awarded you a Dry Martini!
	For voting on HowTo:Run Away From Fat Ladies Everything goes easier after this.

Freeze, evil-doer!!!
	You have be some black an For voting on The	en awarded d white cookies Black And White Man
Now sing along: “Ebony, Ivory, living in perfect harmony!”

Weasel3689 would like to thank you for
Lord of the Flies.

Remember:
Weasels Rule!

	Herr Doktor has awarded you a pumpkin pie!
	For voting on Gallows Humor "With your stamina refilled, time to work!"

	Prettiestpretty dances for your pleasure!
	For voting on Now That You Are Almost a Woman Now go out and get in touch with your feminine side!

OMG THANX!!!
	For voting on my Lego Assassination Image on VFP! Sliffy thanks you! I so totally stole this box
Now sing along: “Ebony, Ivory, living in perfect harmony!”

Thank you for choosing
The Red Pill

You've exhibited the capacity for the
divine truths of existence

(*even if you were originally just trying to shed some poundage before the big cruise).

	Thanks a Bundle
	Thanks for voting for Mad TV. Not that it was stressing me out. What, me worry?	Whoops. Wrong logo.

Mr. Kearsy
..is so cool, he doesn't have to say anything in order to thank you. Just look into his eyes and you'll know.

THANKS!

Please accept this generic thank-you template from Ljlego. Its generic-ness prevents there from being a personalized message. Instead, there is this: Thanks for voting for HowTo:Be a Jehovah's Witness.

You're still here? I thought we told you that this was generic! There's nothing more! GO AWAY!

For voting for Hoboeroticism,
Codeine bestows upon you:
One shiny new quarter. Now you can make a homeless guy very happy.

	The Led Balloon has awarded you a piece of Floridian swampland. They're goin' quick!
	PS: You get this for voting on that UnNews thing I made. Thanks for putting up with my excessive Votewhoring. Stay dry now!

Sonic80 has awarded you a magnifying glass of which you, too, may use to get thousands of dollars, in government subsidies for insect torture research.

Modusoperandi/awards

I thank you humbly for the opportunity to impose myself upon the tiny box marked Today's featured article. My own little box in this dark corner of the interweb. My welcoming visage, greeting all who visit this cartoonish funhouse of crazy people. The depravity, flowing like gravy down the chin of a senator. This is my honor.

Much appreciated, you bastard.

Yours always,

Duke
(dictated but not read. Transcripted by your pal, THINKER 04:33, 8 August 2007 (UTC).)

	*The Led Balloon has awarded you a handy pamphlet, so that you will always* remember how to check for lumps.**
	Thanks for voting on my article, and giving me TWO FEATURES IN A ROW! Also: beware the deadly lumps!

THE has granted you an express invitation to Skippy Leadwell's Funeral. The eulogy will be delivered by Leviticus, one of his favorite blades of grass who is being flown in first-class from Africa. Mr. Leadwell will be laid to rest on a pile of grass clippings. There he will lie with his brothers for eternity. Or at least until he starts to smell.

	WILSON!! WIILLSOOONN!! Hey, there he is! Anyways, The Led Balloon would like to thank you for voting on UnBooks:The Castaway.
	When you get on the raft, don't forget to bring...... Oh, never mind...

Thanks for joining the campaign against this sort of thing.
By swelling our already formidable ranks, you have helped ensure that our voice will not go unheard!
Glorious success will yet be ours!
Sorry dear, I will keep the noise down.

Thanks for your vote.

	Necropaxx awards you your certificate of quitting!
	PS: Thanks for learning HowTo:Stop Being a Nerd on VFH.

AGGGH! MY EYES!!

On Homer's bloody, and now blind, eyes, Jim Groovester thanks you for voting for The Destiniad.

He also advises you to check your eyes in the mirror, just in case they may happen to be bloody, blind, or a combination of the two. Seek immediate medical attention if any of those symptoms appear.

Your vote for UnNews:Anti-genocide group announces new plan to get American government to intervene in Darfur has earned you a free mug of OIL!!!

Thank you for voting. Oh,
and you might want to drink that oil fast, before the United States government declares war on you.

	The UnIdiot has chosen to give you an AK-47 as thanks for voting on HowTo:Be safe with guns, and hopes that you will remember to be safe with your shiny new rifle. Don't shoot your eye out!
	The UnIdiot also appreciates you putting up with his incredible amounts of whoring!

Thank you, thank you.

You know, we're all winners here at the NotM nominations, but I feel so especially honored that you chose me. I will donate the award money to charity, doing my part to stop world hunger by giving an African child one quarter of a full course meal. Thank you, thank you. You know...

"Please ma'am, hand over the deed. No ma'am, I'm not joking, I'm somber, which is the only emotion I'm capable of experiencing."

Ooooh...too bad about your house...still, thanks for voting for UnNews:Record percentage of children dressed up as mortgage foreclosure bankers this Halloween!

	*The Led Balloon has awarded you with a FREE case of Honest Jim's patented Miracle Tonic.**
	*Not actually free. Side effects may include just about any horrible diseases we can come up with.

	MrN9000 has awarded you with this rather nicely coloured boxy thing to thank you for voting and helping to get The Color Problem featured on the front page.

	*Please do not mention the colour/color problem. It's not an issue. Really.

SON OF A BITCH.

I... just...

Christ. Thanks for voting for HowTo:Mail a Letter to the first featured article of 2008. Maybe I'll just call you next time.

a friendly message from your local post office.

UU wishes to express his gratitude for your vote for UnScripts:Average Cop
by giving you the promotional tie-in cup o' joe with donuts,
available at your local franchise donut or coffee emporium now, probably.
Thankies!

Thank you for voting

You have been awarded majority shareholding in DJ's Worms and Drinkies by way of thanks for voting Pre-Market Economy onto the main page. Just hold on tight, those kids bite...