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I would write an article about myself, but why do that, when I can be lazy, and use userboxes instead.
| This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.
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| RENT
| This space for rent.
Call 1-800-666-6666.
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| This user is right-handed.
In Latin they would be dexter.
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| This user's future is so bright they've gotta wear shades.
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| Jesus loves this user, and has blessed this page.
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| Satan loves this user, and will be seeing him/her in hell shortly.
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| This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots.
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| This user is a grue and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?
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| This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
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| This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.
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| Eeek!
| This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
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| This user gots a shuvel. Yes they does.
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| C:\>_
| This user contributes using DOS.
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| This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
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| This user uses Uncyclopedia as his or her primary point of reference.
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| This user is not and has never been Napoleon.
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This user does not have a user page at
Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things
way too seriously over there. Also, general lack of your-mom jokes rampant
| This user hates you and everyone you care about.
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