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“This is very un-funny. Why don't you pick on someone your own size like an obese cheeseburger handlers at Wendy's. If you wrote about African Americans like you do Jews, than you would get your ass kicked. Go back to your red-neck front yard and mow the lawn, perhaps you would find your car and your tiny brain.”
~ 88.154.88.187 on Mordillo's anti-semitic humor
“fuck off mordiilo you noob”
~ 212.219.142.161 on Mordillo's apparent noobines
“FUCK OFF BIGNOSED ZIONIST CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
~ Gootmate on associating Zionism with feminine attributes
“I HATE JEWS!”
~ Kiewzhenyi on Originality
“Mordillo (the uncyclopedian admin wannabe noob pwnd by international rescue operative 'UNKNOWN') is a Fascist who does not respect the imaginative contributors to uncyclopedia without prior bribing and/or blackmailing. Also, the aforementioned Mordillo, is a powercrazed Fascist and degenerate, and could not prevent a single horde of incestuous squirrels from edit warring in his countryside”
~ 91.84.15.30 on Power hunger
“FUCK YOU MORDILLO WITH YOUR FUCKY FUCK FUCK ATTITUTE AND YOUR SHITTY SHIT SHIT DEMOCROCY, YOU KNOW, IF I WERE HIM I WOULD KILL HIM WITH A FUCKING GUN IMMEDIATELY AND EAT HIS FUCKING BRAINS, IF MORDILLO WERE SO SMART WHY DOESN'T HE PUSH HIS FUCKING PENIS UP HIS ASS AND EATS IT, MODILLO ISN'T COOL. I HOPE SOMEONE FINDS HIS ADDRESS AND COMES TO KILL YOU. HOPE YOU DIE!!!”
~ 200.88.114.166 on the boundaries of capitalization
“Thanks for blocking me... you are a big dick”
~ NXWave on Mordillo's sexual attributes
“mordillo liek to suk on menz penisezz, itz a proven fact'”
~ 87.69.0.142 on why male genitalia beats lollypops on each category
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