User:Mordillo/Mordillo 1.0

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...Home of some angry Jews
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אױ װײזמיִר Der usernik vant you should shtop bothering dem when dey daven Toyreh, nu?
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“This is very un-funny. Why don't you pick on someone your own size like an obese cheeseburger handlers at Wendy's. If you wrote about African Americans like you do Jews, than you would get your ass kicked. Go back to your red-neck front yard and mow the lawn, perhaps you would find your car and your tiny brain.”

~ 88.154.88.187 on Mordillo's anti-semitic humor

Foolitzer Prize Award Foolitzer Prize Winner August 2006

Featured Article: HowTo:Learn Hebrew
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[edit] Who Am I?

Who the hell knows? I'm too busy dodging rockets fired by Nasrallah and his lackys to discuss these matters of perfound importance. I am however, Israeli, which means I am:

  • Extremly rude
  • Can't spell in engrish
  • Think I can solve everything by blowing your house
  • A born pasimist who thinks the humor is the world's true Messiah. Good humor that is.

Furthermore, according to Severian, it would seem that I might be the Hebrew Hammer, coming soon to a theatre near you!

Goyim beware, the Hebrew Hammer is coming for YOU!!!
Goyim beware, the Hebrew Hammer is coming for YOU!!!




Time till Mahmoud Ahmadinejad turns us all into nuclear dust:

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[edit] They are MINE my OWN my PRECIOUS




  • Comment - Zimualted = Got an UnNews Audio Report

[edit] Helped to DeUglify

[edit] In process

Lebanese War | Armed Commercials | Rashōmon | EULA | World Domination Project | User:Mordillo/GPS(ego boost) | HowTo:Write A Song(rw)

Damn I'm Lazy....

[edit] I've been blessed!

Hail the almighty rev. for his blessings.


On your knees! Rev. Zim_ulator blesses you.

Your blessings are increasing exponentially. In the name of Sophia and the Universal Church Triumphant of the Apathetic Agnostic, kneel and recieve the melding of Zim's holy axe and your wetware.

[edit] Cookies in my jar

Ninjewstar
For HowTo:Learn Hebrew. I'm proud of you, well done! –Eliezer Ben-Yehuda



You have been awarded a Zidanese Ninjastar

Forged out of pure Ununbilium metal, you must have really pleased me... –

'NeoZidane CUNTimage:Spacer.gifimage:Spacer.gifimage:Spacer.gifImage:Icons-flag-gb.png Headbutt extraordinaire __15px-RedPhone.jpg____15px-SigCommunist.pngсоединяйтесь!15px-SigCommunist.png


Original Ninjastar
A token of appreciation for joining and contributing to Folding@home.
In Soviet Russia, 500px-Uncyclomedia_Community_Logo-C.png Premier Tom MayfairRedPhone.pngBlackberetsig.png thanks YOU!!


Ninjewstar
For HowTo:Learn Hebrew. I'm proud of you, well done! I'm also proud of myself for stealing this template from Eliezer Ben-Yehuda. We (the wife and I) especially are fond of the first sentence. – Rev_zim



UnNews Audio Ninjastar
For a fine job on your inaugural audio. Your character, wit and smarm have lulled the masses into a false sense of security. Nice job! –Rev_zim


Hooray!!!
Flyingfeline likes you! Purrrrrr! Hugs! Don't mind the claws...
"You rock!"
...and are NOT a smeg head

You have pleased zim, and are therefore EVIL! Zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. </div>
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