User:Mr. Predictable
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[edit] Joke of the Season
(this joke provided to you by Destroy Firefox by Petros, slightly modified by me)
What is pi?
To IE user: 3.14159857... yada yada yada.
To Opera user: 3.14 double rounded.
To Indiana governor: Exactly 4.
To Firefox user: What I spilled on my keyboard when re-aligning Firefox.
[edit] About me
Yes, I know I am anything but predictable. As Mr. Random I'm predictable, and as Mr. Predictable I'm random. Live with it.
| fr-3 | This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Français. |
^ done courses but still need to practice conversation
| en-N | This user is a native speaker of English. |
^ uhhh... why else would you think I'm on the English Uncyclopedia?
| es-1 | This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Español. |
^ still learning
| This user is Canadian ...and mildly smug about it! |
| pika-A | Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Pikachu whif und estreemleh theuck akzent. |
^ live very near a family of pikachus
| 17-3 | This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of 1337. |
^ 1 4|\/| 73|-| 1337357 0f 73|-| 1337!!!11!!!one! There, that good enough?
| rh-N | This user is a native speaker of Random Humour. |
^ well duh
| uk-4 | This user speaks Correct English at a near-native level. |
^ I do, but I wouldn't call it correct English...
| us-F | This user got an F in American English and likes their native language better (if they have one). |
^ Well, I can speak it, and in oral speech I use it, but I don't really think that most of their spelling changes to everything are very good...
| bs-G | This user does not speak Bullsh!t and furthermore believes Bullsh!t to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Bullsh!t. |
^ By this I mean profane English.
| ao-3 | This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of AOLer. |
^ Difference between this and 1337 = ?
| AAAA! | AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA!!! |
| ns-G | This user does not speak Newspeak and furthermore believes Newspeak to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Newspeak. |
^ Minirand Newspeak "doubleplusungood". Minirand Big Brother "doubleplusungood" too. Minirand restore Oldspeak fullwise. World way shouldbe when done fullwise. (The Ministry of Randomness has dubbed Newspeak, by its own term, "doubleplusungood", along with Big Brother. The Ministry of Randomness is currently working on undoing all of Big Brother's work, and restoring the world's language to the way it should be.)
| ht-4 | This user speaks HTML at a near-native level. |
^ Yeah, I work on my website sometimes.
| | This user thinks that Mozilla Firefox is a steaming pile of crap, and should be eradicated and replaced with IE 7 as soon as possible. |
| .sdrawkcab si resu sihT !degnellahc-yllatnoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN | 
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^ Nad I ma gernsAaema oto!
[edit] Wanted untemplates
- one that indicates that I use Internet Explorer
[edit] Uncyclopedians I created to prevent anyone from impersonating me
- Mr. PredictabIe (note the uppercase I)
[edit] Side note
The password edits were a joke. If I shouldn't have done that, please tell me on my talk page.
