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Teh obligatory userboxism
| This user's future is so bright they've gotta wear shades.
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| This user is too busy eating people to make a decent article.
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This user is Openly Gay.
And is unabashedly proud of that fact. |
| This user hates religion and is a sinner through and through!
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| MERC
| This user is a Mercenary and chooses their own wars to fight in.
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| This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.
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| This user is NOT Thinkerer
As such, they are not entitled to any of the royalties that being Thinkerer entails, nor do they claim a level of awesomeness equal to, or any higher than, Thinkerer.
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| This user is cursed, and will lead an unsatisfasctory life unless he forwards this userbox to 10 friends.
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| Eeek!
| This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
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| This user is a complete, irredeemable treetop. He/she/it is Bat Fuck Insane, and rewards at the bluejay.
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| This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
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