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WARNING:This user knows Chuck Norris and therefore must be either Mr. T, Chuck Norris, Oscar Wilde or dead. Proceed with caution!!!

Chuck Norris Tolerates This Article

Mr Norris has allowed this article to live. Editing or deleting this page will result in terminal roundhouse kicking. Should you be the writer of this article, then fear for your life and pet grue.
“This tag may cause death”

~ Captain Obvious on this tag

Chuck Norris's cat

“I pity the fool who puts Chuck Norris and Mr. T. in the same article.”

~ Mr. T.

“The only thing worse than having Chuck Norris and Mr. T. in the same article is having Chuck Norris, Mr. T, and Oscar Wilde in the same article.”

~ Oscar Wilde

Things relating to our hero Chuck Norris. He demanded his own category, threatening to roundhouse kick us. This page was duly created, and he kicked us anyway. We should have seen it coming...