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1 This user has written 1 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.

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This user's IQ is lower than yours.

This user is a mutant.
This user is an angel.

This user is reading your thoughts!

This user is a paladin. Hide your demons and undead.
Image:Shyny ub.jpg This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.
This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.
This user supports the giving away of free iPods.
Image:Crystalball.png This user can see what you don't.
Sense This user promotes the radical idea of having sense.
Image:Bushfire.jpg This user is on fire. You can help uncyclopedia by throwing water on their head
This user is an ageless Immortal or so they like to think.
This user is unsure of his or her gender and doesn't want to know.

This user is Single but is currently stalking someone.
ego This user is a deluded egomaniac.
This user should not be trusted.
Sex This user is against sexuality. Probably because they're not a pervert like you.

This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.

This user hates religion and is a sinner through and through!
This user is a Christian

(as long as they put a dollar in the box)

This user is a sinner, and bows before Satan.

Flying Spaghetti Monster This user believes in the Noodly Appendage of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism.
This user has been purified.
This user likes to eat anything orange.
This user is a cereal killer.
This user is a Mad Scientist.

THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS.
no nj This user is not a Ninja, with no dominion over everything totally sweet.


AAAA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA!!!
? Do not underestimate the power of It. Underestimation of the power of It will kill you from the sheer power of It.
.sdrawkcab si resu sihT

!degnellahc-yllatnoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN
This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.
This user doesn't trust Wikipedia as far as he can throw it... but nonetheless uses it on a daily basis.
This user is owned by one or more cats.
This user tried, really, really hard, to memorise the elements' names and symbols but can only remember that H is for hydrogen
This user monkey understands biological evolution and wishes to evangelise this fact.
This user does not believe in evolution preferring instead the alternate theory of Intelligent Design. This means they are not going to hell.
This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.
This user prefers the Nintendo DS over the PSP as they have far superior multitasking abilities.
This user prefers settles for the the original DS model as they have no money.
This user plays games on the Nintendo GameCube as they broke their window with the Wii remote and can't afford another.
This user is a Nintendo fanboy/girl.
Bottlenose dolphin So long and thanks for the fish!
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