User:NEKO.ca

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THIS ARTICLE A SPLODE.

In AD 2007, war was beginning.



Kitten? Or do I? Drei: Tell them to shut up! With what? Marty: Your face is fugly. With a kitten!

“Outside a wolf, NEKO.ca is the most terrifying thing. Inside a wolf, it's nice and soft.”

~ A vorarephile on NEKO.ca

“NEKO.ca is my nomination for next king of the world.”

~ Oscar Wilde on NEKO.ca

“Yes. No. Yes. Yes. No. No.”

~ Link on NEKO.ca

“Hey! WHAT are you doing? Trying to play a high C without the register key?”

~ Fernando Burtoni on NEKO.ca playing his clarinet

子ネコの世界
Koneko No Sekai
Land-O-Leet


(Flag)	(Coat of Arms)

Motto: AYBABTU

Anthem: I don't feel like dancing

Capital

<insert name here>'s favourite nightclub

Previous capital

<insert name here>'s ex-wife's house

Largest city

<insert name here>'s home town

Official languages

Whatever language <insert name here> speaks

Government

Democracy

National Hero(es)

Declaration
of Independence

1337

Currency

Mo-money

Religion

Holiday Hawkentology

Major exports

Art

Major imports

Electricity

[edit] Biography

NEKO.ca is a Canadian guy. He is a nerd who spends a lot of his time developing: Programming Languages, Games for the Nintendo Wii, Cars, Ways to defeat Oprah, Ways of being a dick with a time machine, Methods to make logic = fact ; fact = [ All your USA are belong to Canada ] = true (The previous statement was in AERO, his programming language), and much more! Also known as Canada-kawaii, NEKO.ca is also an excellent skier, and skied down the very lift line the Quicksilver Express chairlift had its accident on (2 dead, including Oscar Wilde), at the very time it happened (He was 0.02 seconds away from being crushed by a falling chair). Of course, the Quicksilver was designed by Americans, and the old owners of Whistler Mountain, the former location of the lift, went broke due to a lawsuit by That Guy. More Canadians have since bought Whistler out. He has 2 girlfriends: Josefina, the moustached fembot, and Hannah, the half-cat girl. They always follow him around trying to get his love. He is an avid Blu-Ray supporter.

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[edit] E-Mails

Subject: Notice
HELLO!

Yo hobie G wazzup in t3h house dawg?
L33TK1NG

Subject: Get lich quick
Herro

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Hoo Sung Jao