User:Nappy The Quarryman

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This user is on vacation, sabbatical, administrative leave, or is otherwise goofing off with the knowledge and/or consent of the Admins. Or, more likely, they've buggered off without saying boo to anyone. Their expected return date is After Hell has Frozen Over AND Thawed Out again. If you're lonely, or you miss them, leave a message.

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, and probably controls Uncyclopedia in some remote way.

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This user hides his WMDs in coffee cans in his backyard.

This user IS Communism

This user believes that there's nothing like a proper Jihad to ease your pain

This user is a pyromaniac.

This user is genetically superior to most users.

This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.

This user owns a sufficient amount of uranium & will sell it to the highest bidder.

This user is of the genus Fuckinous Randomious and has eye beams.

♂	This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.

This user should not be trusted.

Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA!!!

MEH

This user redefines lazy.

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This user plays guitar because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.

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This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo.

This user is a monarch, or a megalomaniac.

This user is Infact Napoleon. Celibrate.

This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.

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This person helps reduce overpopulation by killing people, helping the environment.

WARNING!

Do NOT pick up this user's soap.
(They can pick it up just fine.)

Ich Sprekens:

ow-4

This user had once seen Oscar Wilde in a crowd from a distance and knows all his works and quotes by heart.

gb-X

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rh-4

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la-E

This user only speaks Latin because it was a required course in school.

lg-N

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hg-N

This user is a native speaker of High Gothic.

sl-A

Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek sign language whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.

lt-N

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Pie-3

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vg-F

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אױ א שײנעם ברכת

דער אוזערניִק איִז אַ מכשוגאַנאַה שלמיעל אונ א ‫פֿאַרשטוקענאַ פּוץ. (Der usernik iz a meshugganah shlemiel un a farshtukenah putz.)

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17-4

This user speaks 1337 at a near-native level.

enl-X

This user only speaks English, but Louder enough to seduce native English, but Louder speakers.

ru-A

Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Русский whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.

17-X

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tx-N

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rh-4

This user speaks Random Humour at a near-native level.

fr-G

This user does not speak Français and furthermore believes Français to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Français.

de-P

This f****r speaks Deutsch heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

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uk-F

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“I programmed that lady 4 times in one night.”

~ Nappy on Your mom

Nappy is Hot. he is the hottest thing in activewear. you know you want to tap that. You are falling for my subliminal mesages. You will give me a dollar, now bitch. Nappy is by far the greatest individual to huff a kitten sence This Guy and Oscar Wilde. No man has ever laid more wemon at one time than annyone else in history. Contrary to popular beleif, he is not Jewish

1 Early Life
2 Not so early Life
3 Today
4 Contributions, not up to date
5 "Quotations"
6 Decorations
7 Er...

[edit] Early Life

Nappy was born on 32 of march, 2004328 B.C. to a poor black famaly in London. After huffing himself into poverty anf conquering france (but then, who hasent) he developed the Death star project. Unfortunatly The Emperor and Wikipediastole the plansnant got the fucker blown up. Nappy fell into a deep depretion and started to hang out with Maralin Manson. it seemed that he was going to turn into a fucking Emo when he met the man who would change his life forever, (you guessed it)Oscar Wilde

[edit] Not so early Life

Nappy pwned at CS for a living until Halo ass raped the market. He sucked at Halo, (fucking n00b).
So, he joined the army, and after staring as Lt. Col. #3 in the popular war movie World War I, he was broke from Huffing too manny cat's. He then had anal sex with Oscar Wilde in collage (again, who hasent.)

You'd tap that

He and Trent Reznor in 1945 invented the atomic bomb out of queso and magnets, (uranium was just a postwar smokescreen, like Weather ballons and Cheese, damned new world order.
the next 40 years are shrouded in mistery, but aparently he went on a mad rampage with several black people that ended in the creation of Pluto, the Kuiper belt and Wisconson

[edit] Today

Today He lives in Hell Mishigan with his Wife, 3 children, his other wife, his dog, his Girldfrend and seversl unnamed Mexicans

[edit] Contributions, not up to date

someone elses Idea of me, I'm socialy acsepted

Trent Reznor

God

Cat Juggling

Hertziaustrovakia

Poopie(I didn't acualy make it, I just Huffed the shit out of it)

My sig

Template:User Napoleon

Low Gothic lang

High Gothic Lang

Lingua Tecnicus

USMC Ranks

Image:MrFuhrer3.jpg

Template:Nappy_Seal

sandbox

Private First Class Nappoleon V ^{Talk Decorations}

[edit] "Quotations"

“SHAKE IT BABY!!!!”

~ Oscar Wilde on Nappy

“OOHH YYEEAA!!-Quat”

~ Nappy on Kumquats

“Ich ben Slaushburgen von Inchalistin en duc POOPIE!!!”

~ Hitler on poopie

“The French: their greatest national hero was a frikin Italian”

~ Oscar Wilde on Napoleon

“ooOOOoo...kitty...come here little kitty.....FUUUUCK!! IT’S EATING MY HEAD!!!.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Cat Juggling

[edit] Decorations

Nappy Seal of Approval

This Mortal Pleases me. I hereby grant thee a SEAL OF APPROVAL
and Lazer Vision –Nappy

This article is irrevocably With the Plant

Do not leave near open containers of fresh buttermilk or any type of dairy for that matter.

Communist Ninjastar

I award this page a Communist Ninjastar because you
are helping to save Communism. –Tom mayfair

This User Is Better Than You

Give up now.

Pi of five has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

This User is too Damn Sexy!
If you saw this user it's possible that you might fall to the ground and

worship him/her, or spontaneously combust from a sex drive overload.

Ninjewstar

Hey, I'm a jew, I get one, don't I? –Nappy

Spellin Aword

This uzer cant spel. Pleaze shoote him ore bye him sum spel-cheking softweare.

Killed in Action

This user has made the supreme Uncyclopedia sacrifice, donating a life in the line of Zork only to be repeatedly eaten by a hungry grue.

Her Majesty's Royal Flying Rat's Ass
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They should be very proud of themselves for that.

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should be proud of themselves for making such a smart move.