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This user is American ...and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)

$$$ This user is a libertarian, so he or she loves porn and drugs almost as much as guns and money!

This user is a colossal educated pen that likes to loll while no-frills dark glycerins oscitate his Volkswagen.

For those obsessed with the so-called experts, Naughtyned also has a userpage on the English Wikipedia.

This user celebrates the recent unbanning of ∩int∑ndorul∑z. Now that he is longer banned, let us hope he will come home.

This user is a colossal charming blender that likes to construct while eerie lovely bears plagiarize his polyethylene.

♂ This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.

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gb-N This user is a native speaker of Gibberish.

us-P This f****r speaks American English heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

en-4 This user speaks English at a near-native level.

Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Ruff! Ruff Ruff! Arf! Arf!

uk-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Correct English.

ca-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Canajan, eh?.

tx-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Texan.

es-F This user got an F in Español and likes their native language better (if they have one).

Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW!

MW-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of MediaWiki.

ht-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of HTML.

This user joined the Folding@home Team, because he/she has nothing better to do with his/her computer.

20,000 This user has contributed 20,000 pints points to the Uncyclopedia Folding@home Team.

WELCOME TO MY NIGHTMARE!!!

"That boy ain't right!"

~ Hank Hill on Naughtyned

I am a racing greyhound:

Contents 1 My Contributions 1.1 Templates I've Added 1.2 Categories I've Added 1.3 Articles I've Started 1.4 Articles I've Made Major Contributions To 1.5 Undictionary Entries I've Started 1.6 Undictionary Entries I've Edited 1.7 Lost Classics 1.8 Not Ready for Prime Time 1.9 Articles I've Made Minor Contributions To 1.10 Images I've Edited 1.11 Images I've Submitted Without Editing (other than cropping) 1.12 Images I Made All By Myself! YAAAAAAAAY! 1.13 Other Uploaded Files 2 Awards 3 Wiki FUCKER Vandalism

[edit] My Contributions

[edit] Templates I've Added

Assassin | NWO | Number of Maimings | User woof | Why You!

[edit] Categories I've Added

Fat people| Gangsta Rappers| Heavy Metal Maniacs| Jam Bands| One-Eyed One-Horned Flying Black People Eaters| Sporks

[edit] Articles I've Started

Beavis and Butt-Head| Bill Bennett| Dino| Grateful Dead| Laaandaaan| Marcie| Richard Scarry| Spinal Tap| Team America: World Police| Trilateral Commission| I.C. York-Hunt

[edit] Articles I've Made Major Contributions To

All in the Family| Binary| Jack Chick| The Count| Larry Craig| Cthulhu| Snoop Dogg| The Great Aspie War of Ought Six| Mr. Hankey| Hank Hill| The Michael Jackson Show| Ted Kennedy| Morse code| Phish| Snuffleupagus| Timmy| Vandalism (the version that is at least arguably funny)

[edit] Undictionary Entries I've Started

Benny Bell| Jibboo| Roth IRA

[edit] Undictionary Entries I've Edited

Jerry Garcia| Roundtoit| Wake 'n Bake

[edit] Lost Classics

User:Naughtyned/America, Fuck Yeah!| User:Naughtyned/Boogieman| User:Naughtyned/Jim Crow| User:Naughtyned/Diarrhea| User:Naughytned/Encyclopædia Dramatica| User:Naughtyned/Not Michael Jackson| User:Naughtyned/Woof

[edit] Not Ready for Prime Time

User:Naughtyned/Just Say No| User:Naughtyned/Niggers| User:Naughtyned/No Beer and no TV make Homer ... Something ... Something

[edit] Articles I've Made Minor Contributions To

Bert| Candy| The Cat in the Hat| Cat's Meow| Dracula| Mike Hunt| Michael Jackson| Megatexas| Niggerlodeon| Peppermint Patty| Philadelphia Eagles| Sesame Street| Dr. Seuss| Soylent Green| Barbara Streisand| Towelie| Uncyclopedia Vandals| etc.

[edit] Images I've Edited

[edit] Images I've Submitted Without Editing (other than cropping)

[edit] Images I Made All By Myself! YAAAAAAAAY!

[edit] Other Uploaded Files

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[edit] Awards

Todd Lyons has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Awarded 12/16/05 ~ For your stellar contributions to Uncyclopedia:Folding@home.

Wild Weasel has awarded you the highly non-coveted Weasel's Award of Superior Achievement Barring Indictment Go forth and do great things! (just don't get indicted)

Ned, this is for both of your "woof woof woof" dog pictures. I don't know why they make me laugh every time I see them, but they do. Thanks. — 2nd Lt. Sir David, the Weasel of Wild KUN VFH FP Fire! 17:52, 11 March 2006 (UTC)

ORDER OF LYONS ~ 2nd CLASS For demonstration of conduct most becoming an Uncyclopedian ~ virtue, mercy, courage, valour, fairness, protection of the weak and the poor, or some reasonable fascimile thereof, you are hereby instated to the Order of Lyons, with all the rights and privileges pertaining thereto, should any ever exist.

Member of the Order of Uncyclopedia This person has successfully registered on Uncyclopedia. They should be proud of themselves for making such a smart move.

[edit] Wiki FUCKER Vandalism

Wiki Leonie [insert surname here] vandalism is GOD DAMN generally HELL defined as O CANADA editing a(n) FROG'S FAT ASS wiki in a(n) EAT MY SHIT! way that is HO intentionally HELL disruptive or DICKWAD destructive. There are FUCKHEAD four NIGGER TITS generally HOMO acknowledged JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS types of TWAT vandalism: GOD DAMN deletion of PEEPEE legitimate DOUCHE information, KAFFIR insertion of TWAT nonsense or DICKHEAD irrelevant ASSFACE content, CRAP addition of PISS unwanted ASSFACE commercial links (DOUCHING spam), and NIGGER policy BULLSHIT violations specific to that SHIT wiki.

YOU WANKER * FLYING FUCK * BUTTFUCKER * PISS * GOD DAMMIT * FUCK OFF * DIPSHIT * LIMEY * CHUCK NORRIS * DAMN * ASSWIPE * AUTOFELLATIO * MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE * BALLS * PIECE OF SHIT