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Necropaxx, the joyful grim reaper who also edits Uncyclopedia.

Necropaxx
Kingdom	Animalia
Phylum	Arthropoda
Class	Mammalia
Order	primate
Family	Me, mom, dad, sis, & sis, & sis, & sis.
Genus	Death
Species	N. paxx
Binomial Name	Necrosus paxx
Primary Armament	scythe
Secondary Armament	humor
Power Supply	Your soul.
HP:	???
Mana Points:	Profit!
Strength:	More than you, wimp.
Intelligence:	More than you, stupid.
Weight	About #####.
Length	3 cubits
Special Attack	extreme sarcasm
Conservation Status	Endangered

[edit] The Ancient Beginnings of Necropaxx

Many eons ago, back when Uncyclopedia was nearly two years old, a certain IP was surfing the web. His friend came up to him, and lo, he said,
“Hey check out this website it's funny, lol.”

~ Necropaxx's friend on Uncyclopedia
The IP typed in the address and hit [ENTER]. On the Main page he saw the featured article, Homeless nerds. The IP lolled loudly. "This is great!" he said. I should make an account. And so NECROPAXX came to Uncyclopedia. The name Necropaxx was fashioned out of three parts: "Necro" means death, "Pax" means peace, and "X" means x. "Whoa, that's deep," you say. "I know," says I.

Necropaxx began his career leaving Captain Obvious quotes on pages like Black Jesus and template spamming. Lame, I know, but Necropaxx didn't know any better. He got banned for a week by Famine. He appealed the ban and Famine said "STFU n00b!" and left him to wither and die. After the ban was up, Necropaxx decided to write an article. Since he was Mormon, he put his energy into a Mormon article. After much blood, sweat, and tears, out came The Great Mormon-Catholic War. Don't read it, it's awful. But it was a brave start for the young lad. He wrote a supplementary article, Holy Cheese, that actually got featured later. One day, he read UnBooks:Gallows Humor, and tried to rip it off with UnBooks:Diary of a Fat Girl. It didn't work. He was stagnated, but thanks to many reviews, Necropaxx got back on track and got Holy Cheese featured. He got better at writing and got two more features, earning him a spot in the Hall of Shame. The rest, as they say, is history.

[edit] Userboxes and stuff

16 This user has written 16 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.		This user is a member of the Reviewing Committee, because they are self opinionated knowitalls.		Sense This user promotes the radical idea of having sense.		This user's future is so bright they've gotta wear shades.
This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots.		This user is a monarch, or a megalomaniac.		♂ This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.		This user is a grue and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?
This user is POOR, has never passed GO, and never collected $200.00.		Ubx- Crapload This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to some other page.		This user gots a shuvel. Yes they does.		This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.
This user is American ...and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)		This user is a Communist & is working on their Lenin mustache! ☭		This user is secretly training to be a Leprechaun, and believes themselves to be Irish.		This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
IP This person's IP is 127.0.0.1.		1,791+ This user has over 1,791 edits. Duh!		This user is searching for the Cabal. If they go missing, please inform their family.		Jesus loves this user, and has blessed this page.
A x2 This user is lucky to have survived going through the Grue-infested pit we call The Abyss more than once.		Abyss This user edits The Abyss.		This user denounces BENSON.		This user fears the clowns.
This user is not and has never been Napoleon.		This user is a pyromaniac.		This user is cooler than you.		This user is happy to help n00bs. Leave a message here.
MEH This user redefines lazy.		This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there. Also, general lack of your-mom jokes rampant		NO This user doesn't care.		This user is addicted to video games.
This user is an adventurer.		This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.		THIS USER'S HEAD A SPLODE.		This user has eye beams.
This user believes Barney is evil and therefore must die.		This user supports the genocide of crappy articles.		This user has graduated from the adoption program! Kudos! from Ljlego.		This user has joined The Grue Army to help Uncyclopedia kill vandals, and help users. Please join today!
This user's IQ is cheese.		This user is Czechoslovakian and can spell better than you! (List of all the Czechoslovakian Uncyclopedians)		This user is a member of Twin Suns Squadron. Fear them.		This user edits Grueslayer.
User goodthink U.W.P member. Helper of needy, destroyer of ungood.		This user has graduated from the adoption program! Kudos! from Ljlego.		This user is right-handed. In Latin they would be dexter.		This user subscribes to the UnSignpost: The Newspaper That Gets Its News Solely From Vandalism Johnny Is Teh FAGXORZ!!111 SHUT UP DOUCHEBAG!!11
This user has created 2 userboxes because he/she is a Lego robot.

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