User:Nekami

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	All Praise and Glory Be Theirs!
	This user has been has been promoted to the rank of Queen's Reader.
	Due to their site-topping talents in reading, all other chores formerly assigned to them have been rescinded.
	Unlike other ranks, this one is for life, and they will not be returning to their former tasks anytime soon.
	If you were hoping they would reply to a message, sorry to disappoint,
	but such a menial task is currently outside their job description.

Excuse me, did we correctly find your inner sock puppet by saying you are NXWave?

Pathetic Gobshite of the Year

This here so called vandal keeps coming back for more and more spanking. His so called past contributions to this site are now null and void.
The cabal feels great pity towards this one disturbed individual and suggests he either joins the salvation army or seek professional help.

The cabal wishes this so called vandal all the best and hope that in the future he will seek life elsewhere.

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