User:Neox

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RAPE ME!



I want to be your sex slave, and you better start abusing me right away, you fucking pedophile!

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This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis.
See? Look at him. He really likes the llamas.
No, seriously. That's him there, on the llama.

<-- See?

Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me.
What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama.
Whoa! You made it! Good job!!


Now go away.

This user is POOR,

has never passed GO,

and never collected $200.00.


This user is from Camelot,
and eats ham and jam and spamalot!
This user is right-handed.

In Latin they would be dexter.

Official This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here.
This user gots a shuvel. Yes they does.
RENT This space for rent.

Call 1-800-666-6666.

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This space for rent.


Temp This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.

This user is a putrefying joyful glue that likes to break while equivalent repugnant elfs admonish his air conditioner.
This user is the random congruent jellybean that legislated his nose inside of your ripple so you must baste him/her with your opaque suicidal lemming.
Q! This user is WTFWTFWTFWTF
...and EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPENIS shit and penis! go shit and penis! Ee
(haha)
This user denies any involvement with the cabal. There is no cabal.
This user is searching for the Cabal. If they go missing, please inform their family.
This User knows the truth about hummingbirds and will not rest until the lies have been dispelled.

sub subliminal!
This user is a member of the Anti Kitten Huffing Movement.


This user has found Jesus, and is therefore no longer a threat to society.
1337 This user is elite.
This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*


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MEH This user redefines lazy.
This user is addicted to video games.


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Crapload 		This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to User:Neox.

hey! The above wasn't my fault!


This user is American
...and unabashedly proud of it!
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LV-2 This user considers him/herself an intermediate gamer and so probably has some sort of social life.
This user enjoys staring at spinning objects, and may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!.
This user is not and has never been Napoleon.
This user shot J.F.Kennedy. DON'T TELL THIS USER'S MUMMY!
THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS.
no cowbell This user has broken his/her addiction to Cowbell! Long shall they live and prosper!


nj This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
This user does not know how to shot web.
Please help by teaching them.
(List of other users not knowledgeable on this subject)

HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, now available at WalMart.

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Except for this message box claiming blankness
Which is probably just a figment of your imagination anyway
Why don't you go somewhere else and stop worrying about it! Ya paranoid.
Sex This user is against sexuality. Probably because they're not a pervert like you.

THIS IS SPARTA!
This user is invisible, <insert name here> sees You but you don't see him/her. Tee hee!!

usb This user likes to use userboxes.

Usb! No, really!


USB!!!!!11 NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!


[insert content here] This userbox is a filler, and therefore looks ugly.


THIS USER'S HEAD A SPLODE.
Image:Grue Jammy.gif This user has joined The Grue Army to help Uncyclopedia kill vandals, and help users.

Please join today!

This user believes Barney is evil and therefore must die.
This user raises their own chickenbox.
This user is a member of the Anti Kitten Huffing Movement.
This user is happy to help n00bs. Leave a message here.
TA This user believes that you can never have too many text adventures on Uncyclopedia.
ABYSS This user has survived the wretched dark place we call The Abyss.


A x2 This user is lucky to have survived going through the Grue-infested pit we call The Abyss more than once.


ABYSS x?,??? This user IS The Abyss.


Z2 This user has united the Golden Egg of Arkora and beaten Zork 2: Gruel and Unusual Punishment.


Z3 This user has saved Princess Rosemary and beaten Zork 3: The Dungeon Master.


Z4 This user has escaped the darkness and beaten Zork 4: Escape From Darkness.


Woohoo! This user thought that The Simpsons Movie was better than eleven Super Bowls!
Image:Nocajek tiny.jpg This user misses Cajek.

This user's sex appeal is such that people around the world compulsively shout his/her name during intercourse.

This user hates Windows Vista and recommends the total destruction of all existing copies

LV-2 This user considers him/herself an intermediate gamer and so probably has some sort of social life.
This user prefers the Nintendo DS over the PSP as they have far superior multitasking abilities.
This user prefers settles for the the original DS model as they have no money.
WII This user prefers the Wii as 'it's the game play that counts'.
This user still enjoys the overrated Sega Dreamcast but doesn't talk about this to anyone but his/her therapist.
This user kicks butt at Tetris: not that that's anything to be proud of.
This user loves pi
? Do not underestimate the power of It. Underestimation of the power of It will kill you from the sheer power of It.
This user says "Hi-didly-o neighbourino" to you.

This User tries to stop flamewars to protect the O-zone layer.

This userbox is for people who know, if you wonder what they know, then you probably don't know.


This user has been adopted by The UnIdiot.

This user was brought to you by the letter T and the number 3.1415926535879732384626433832795028841972.

Image:Magicninjas.gif This user is a magic ninja!
אױ This user has a sizeable amount of schmaltz and chutzpah.
17-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of 1337.
ao-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of AOLer.
enr-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Engrish.
il-4 This user speaks Igpay Atinlay at a near-native level.
pika-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Pikachu.
sa-4 This user speaks Sarcasm at a near-native level.
Image:NVover9000.gif This user's powert level is Over 9000.


This user is against computer and video game censorship and regulation as they like porn and violence (though not always at the same time).
笨蛋 这个用户是一个笨蛋. 他可能不知道这写的什么. [1]
Image:Atrophy.jpg This user cannot follow any orders!!

[edit] OMG! ZODICK THE HELLHOG IS AFTER US!

[edit] Wait, what?

<option>You can start in small ways with ping-pong ball eyes and a funny voice and then you can paint half of your body red and the other half green, and then you can jump up and down in a bowl of treacle making squawking sounds and then you can go, "Neurhhh! Neurhh! Neurrhhh!!" and then you can roll around on the floor going, "Pting pting pting!" and you can call yourself the Vicar of St. Loony-up-the-Cream-Bun-and-Jam. Run-on sentences and intentionally bad English are also reccomended. Now go study Insanity!!!!dkfiysgvgtboiteacegdfgixuvgttufaecawebrakicrcn</option> <option>Do you know what's weird? When you're on a roller coaster, you're all freaked out like you're afraid you'd fall or fly out of your seat despite the fact that you're strapped in and don't have to worry, but when the ride is over you're all like, "I want to go again!" It's also weird that nobody likes getting wet in the rain despite the fact that they don't mind getting wet when taking a bath/shower or in a pool. How weird is that?</option>


[edit] Skills I Wish I Had

  • Walking on water (like ninjas do, not miracle-style like Jesus)
  • Tatsumaki Senpuukyaku (Hurricane Kick to those who can't understand any Japanese at all)
  • Ability to control electricity
  • Ability to walk and crawl on walls (like ninjas do, not like Spider-Man)
  • A curse mark just like Sasuke's
  • Ability to COMPLETELY understand Japanese
  • Etc.


[edit] A Favor For My Friends At The Homestar Runner Wiki

And here's the page for it. You're welcome.

[edit] The Original Over 9000

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