User:NumberJunkie

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If whoever's reading this doesn't mind filling in my life story, hobbies and interests here I'd be really grateful.

[edit] Life Story

Numberjunkie was born to his Mom 12 years ago, with the name on his birth certificate being Nathan Smith. His mother studied New Math while pregnant, which lead to young to addiction from a young age. His friends called him Numberjunkie, and the name stuck.

Being 12 years old, this is the extent of his history. Having become a poster on Uncyclopedia, it is all there ever will be.

[edit] Hobbies

• Boy Scouts
• The obvious one
• The other obvious one
• World Domination (The international S&M competition)
• Chess
• Backrubbinggammon
• Bear-hunting
• Shaving his legs.

[edit] Interests

• Oscar Wilde
• WWE
• Kittens
• New Math
• Skipping School