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[edit] About Me
Number 9. Number 9? Number 9! (Number 9)
A strange phenomenon that occurs when drinking nine times the lethal dosage of Beatlejuice. A Number 9 typically refers to himself as The Walrus, constantly cleans his rubber soles, carries a loaded Revolver, and seeks to be a member of Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band. It is best to take any Number 9 on a Magical Mystery Tour (with a White Album) to Abbey Road, and let him be indefinitely, until he recovers from his Beatlejuice addiction. However, despite being a Beatlejuice addict, the Number 9 possesses psychic powers, among them mind reading, telekenesis, and the ability to play music backwards to reveal bizarre messages remotely linked to an unusual theory.
(ah hem) Enough of that. I am an Uncyclopedia editor, who is a Beatlemaniac as well as a guitarist. Other things that interest me are animals, music in general, life, the universe, and everything.
(I am also a Pokemon master, and many a great trainer has succumbed to the sheer power of my almighty Caterpie. But don't tell anyone. They all think I sell CDs for a living.)
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