User:ONX

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This user is a Communist
& is working on their
Lenin mustache! ☭

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This user is Canadian
...and thinks you're a hoser!

On my way to editing, taht quote said eminem fantasized about raping me... AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! | V

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This user is a native speaker of 1337.

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This user is a native speaker of Canajan, eh?.

“Oil prices plummet due to... *shakes Magic 8-Ball* ...ONX.”

~ Fark on ONX

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This user is a piece of crap. Somebody acknowledges this. please ban the crap.

ONX is the pwnmaster. he is your god which you SHOULD worship, and if you do not, he will let out a quibble which will turn into an oodle doodle noodle then into a large fart. that fart will then be lit on fire by an icecube and blow you up. then a purple monkey dishwasher will come and see iff you are alive. you will be in the middle, which means you are alive but nobody knows who you are and nobody cares. who is stupid? you.

BY THE WAY ADMIN, codeine, i quite like this definition of me. please, leave it be........ or you shall be smited with the quibl... oh screw it, read it and leave it.. god, cant a 14 yr old leave his randomness behind?

god im tired.... is this thing still on? oh boy... wait a minute... this is a keyboard, not a microphone.... am i typing what i say? am i typing my thoughts? OMG! i can think the phrase OMG!!! OMG!! IM A TELEPATHETIC TYPER!

"ONX is an idiot, and should be slaughtered for the fact that he is ONX."

~ Oscar Wilde on ONX

"I'm going to fucking kill ONX with my laser beam eyes!."

~ Steve Ballmer on ONX

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This page is a piece of crap. The author(s) acknowledge this.

WATCH YOUR STEP! say the wrong thing, and you may be cursed with the ultra dooming if you are cursed with the curse of ONX.... you may be ultimately doomed... forever.... there is no escape, but for ONX, he is ONX, so the curse of ONX is on him, but it will not apply.