User:Oddbod

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Thankyou for touching my page, I'll never wash it again

This user is a member of the League of Benson, and therefore admits that Benson is better than this user.

I AM THE WALRUS?

This user is a total UKer ...jolly good, wot?! (British Uncyclopedians)

This article or section may be Overly British. Americans may not understand humour, only humor. Canadians and Australians may not understand anything at all. Don't change a thing to remedy this.

This user has been purified. This user is not a number, s/he is a free wo/man! This User is too Damn Sexy! If you saw this user it's possible that you might fall to the ground and worship him/her, or spontaneously combust from a sex drive overload. This user is a Mad Scientist.

... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.

This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.

This user plays guitar because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.

uk-N This user is a native speaker of Correct English.

This user should not be trusted.

Well here we are then one and nobody.... subpage

[edit] Some like it odd

If you're here your either:

1. Researching the life and times of Avril Lavigne
2. Looking for a intransigent suicide bomber and feeling dissapointed
3. Holding onto fistfuls of cure osmosiss

If not then why, for the love of the Jee man why?....

[edit] Care free wiki yodelling

I eventually aim to get off my tiny white behind and write something for this place, my most beloved of places. Mainly I just turn up on random talk pages wih an opinion which nobody cares about anyway.

NOTE: Everything good comes on a stick

Here's a bloody list of stuff I might never do (hence the red links)....

• the best a man can get (was started but then huffed because I left it unattended for too long, reason -- I'm a lazy pie eating cretin But thanks to This guy I found out you can create a subpage where things can be thought over and left unnatended without huffing! Praise him!)
• Party Gorilla
• Hoop Head Syndrome
• It was just there!

This user has found Jesus, and is therefore no longer a threat to society.

I'm watching from the ceiling......