User:Optimuschris

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This user is constantly PEEING. S/He apologizes for the mess.

This user is a member of the SysRq Fanclub Society, and therefore refreshes his talk page obsessively.

1 Optimuschris
2 Hooray! I wrote something!
3 These things make me laugh.
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[edit] Optimuschris

OPTIMUSCHRIS IS A FUCKIN' NOOB! Please bear with me while I get the hang of this place. Or, alternatively, you should feel free to leave any hints, tips, or random insults on my talk page. I'll read them all and take them to heart, I promise.--OptyC Sucks! cun 00:03, 21 March 2008 (UTC)

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Well, it was get a hobby or continue to suck balls. Luckily I found a way to do both.

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[edit] Hooray! I wrote something!

HowTo:Become Stupid in 21 days was a shitty stub (check the history) I found on VFD. The sheer absurdity of the article's concept (who but an idiot would want to become stupid?) gave me a laugh, so I decided to try to save it. After a complete rewrite, I think it's a passable article now. Here's one editor's glowing commendation:

I guess it's a good article. -Mr N