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 This is a vanity page.
This page is a shameless example of egotism and is completely worthless.
The author is pretty darn hot, though. You have to admit that.
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 This user has returned from
Hell and is now here to eat your brains.
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| This user likes welcoming new users to the wiki.
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| This user has been on Uncyclopedia for
5 months and 14 days.
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| This user's entire personality can be nicely summed up in a series of userboxes.
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| This user is constantly PEEING. S/He apologizes for the mess.
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| This user is a reporter for UnNews because they couldn't get a job at a real newspaper.
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| This user has created/stolen from wikipedia 71 userboxes as one liners are easy.
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This user is Openly Gay.
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| This user is 18 years old. Woop-ti-doo.
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| This user is a teenager and so hangs around bus stops in large intimidating groups and beats up old ladies for drug money. Probably.
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| This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.
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| This user is invisible, <insert name here> sees You but you don't see him/her. Tee hee!!
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| This user believes in the matrix's and need to seriously get in touch with the real world
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| This user no longer plays RunEscape. Congratulate them on their recovery and welcome them back to reality
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| This user is against computer and video game censorship and regulation as they like porn and violence (though not always at the same time).
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| Do not underestimate the power of It. Underestimation of the power of It will kill you from the sheer power of It.
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| This space for rent.
Call 1-800-666-6666.
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This user is getting addicted to templates!
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| This user redefines lazy.
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In Latin they would be dexter.
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This user doesn't want to be an American idiot.
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| This user kicks butt at Tetris: not that that's anything to be proud of.
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| This user considers him/herself an expert gamer and so begs borrows or steals just enough money to pay for their electricity.
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| This user got Pokémon Diamond because they are a corporate whore.
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| Help end hunger! Eat the poor!
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God would be dead... if he was alive in the first place.
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| This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.
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| 4 8 15 16 23 42 This user watches Lost; and likes it too! s/he has all the box sets and everything!
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| This user plays Video Games on the highest difficulty available because they like to get the most out of their games and thinks you should too!
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| This user would give up uncyclopedia for Lent if they weren't a serial rapist.
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[edit] Me, in words (now includes pictures!)
This convicted paedophile only
looks like me.
Try not to notice that look of glazed psycosis. also i'm really not advertiding Mario Kart (wii) I don't even own it (yet) I've just got the poster.
- I also happen to think I'm funny so I decided to start writing for this site in a bid for recognition. I also happen live on Venus (see here).
- Also, I know this is just naked advertising, if you could, visit my blogs at http://orian57.blogspot.com/ they are slightly different and occasionally serious blogs, but I'd appreciate comments on my stuff over there too. Although if you've just come from there don't go back, that'd be all circular and frankly weird.
- Also I would just like to add that I am Unnatural, unmanly, Ungodly and, by definition, Uncyclopedic!
- Also I say 'Also' a lot (go figure).
- Also, if you're so inclined, you can Google Orian57 and find out quite a lot about my past and present internet history...
- Thanks in advance. Peace out queers and bitches!
Have Fun!Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|Look!|
- For a list of Things I'm Responsible For please go HERE
- For a list of things i have peed on please go HERE
- For my list of favorites go HERE
- For a list of my paranoia plese visit HERE
- For the anthology of notes I have left to the awfull blight that is/are IP users go HERE
- I have also been given some awards, these can be found HERE
[edit] Some Of My More Favorit Blogs
[edit] The Unfortunate Incident of the Queer and Dr Evil in the Daytime
Woop! It was bound to happen eventually but today I lost my queer bashed cherry!
James, you know James – everyone should have one (they’re all the range in Japan), just eighteen and already bald and shorter than most children. Adheres to silly republican opinions that he thinks are worthwhile; compensating for his height seems to widen and has an enormously hyperbolic sense of self-worth. A typical james. Obviously it would be upsetting being a James and so they tend to have a far lowered boiling point.
Like Madonna I feel sorry for disadvantaged foreign children, and so I gave it a hug (well I can’t afford to adopt it) that lasted no more than 3 (4, 5, 6, 7) seconds. This however, was clearly the row-boat that broke the whales back.
It went berserk.
Started thrashing the place and mutating like some retarded Chernobyl victim and unnerving the first years.
“ROAAAAAAR!” the killer bear roared “ROOOOOOAAAAAAR!” it said emphasising its point. Pumping up the muscles it stumbled after me, shouting “Stay the fuck away from me! Stay the fuck away from me!” in a new hard ass Soho accent. While trying not to let my bladder weaken out of sheer mocking laughter, I stayed put. Until the angry mob shoved me away from themselves.
A friend intervened separating us before I had chance to retaliate (for the best I suppose).
Have you seen this bear!? Police are on the look out for this bear, it may respond to the name James but you are warned not to aproach this bear if you work in fashion!
“For fucks sake, man! What the hell is wrong with you?” I casually enquired, not even attempting to wipe the grin of my face (Jameses are so funny when they’re angry).
“Stay the fuck away from me!” he recycled.
“I hardly think I could do that.” Implying more than one thing.
Now it is hard to miss a fat white (probably Nazi) fist coming at your face but, like if a baker were to fire raw dough at you from a spud gun, it’s also hard to avoid.
I could hardly move it was so funny. It felt more like an incredibly obese fish slapped me. But the James felt that it had won and plodded off to the other end of the room (apparently getting the fuck away from me.)
Within ten minutes it was after my (incredibly available) ass again.
“Whey, it’s Stuart Retsis.” I greeted my friend (Stuart Retsis) before launching into the story of the unfortunate incident of the queer and Dr Evil in the daytime as said fictional character look-a-likie growled behind me. Giving it all the attention it deserved I carried on flaunting my wit and explicitly implied its parents were brother and sister.
“ROOOOAAAAR” it replayed. Shoving me (face first) into the wall and trying to hold me as if I were some sort of perp.
“Don’t beat me!” I begged “I’ll get an erection.”
“You stay the fuck away from me!” he said pushing me against the wall as he pushed away. Chortling to myself I walked away. “You stay the fuck away from me!” he sounded like he was begging now. I turned round and nonchalantly smirked:
“You’re the one that keeps coming back for more, babe, you’re my best customer.” Then I claimed sanctuary in Mr Stuarts English room.
[edit] Directions
I’m sure we’ve all seen that deodorant advert, for the new Lynx fragrance. The one where he put it on and then turns into that hideously fattening lump of chocolate with the heinous smile. Then he walks around having girls biting chunks of his ass off and stealing his arm. That one.
Well being the corporate whore that I am, I bought that deodorant recently. And yes it smells nice but I haven’t turned into chocolate man or had girls chasing me. Let me make it clear that on neither account am I disappointed, I just feel I’ve been conned somehow. Conned and then insulted.
Reading the back of the can, as all people do. I find the “directions”: a fancy and patronising word for “instructions”. The tell me to “hold can 15cm away from the body to spray”. Which is unhelpful. Unhelpful because I don’t know what fifteen centimetres looks like and unhelpful because it doesn’t tell me how to spray the deodorising mist from its pressurised prison; it simply tells me what to do before this.
Following this statement and several others it goes on to say “do not spray on a naked flame” again this isn’t particularly helpful and comes about six years too late. Me and a group of friends decided it would be fun to imitate a TV show and use a deodorant can as a flamethrower, we made it interesting as instead of the undead we decided to torch an eraser. Near a wooden fence. And a stack of dry wood. And several houses. That’s by the by though we never got that far before Dean’s leg almost caught fire.
The piese d'resistance: “Chocolate scented body spray. This is not food. Do not ingest.” It’s actually highly depressing that obesity has reached such a critical state that manufacturers have to put “don’t eat me” on their deodorant. Although *cough* I *cough cough* thought that *cough cough coughack* thought it was a breath freshener.
[edit] 'Art' Gallery
Warning: This article may have content not suitable for young children. Please cover their eyes with search engine.
Welcome <insert name here> to the art gallery! Some images may have too deep a meaning for young people causing their heads to asplode! If you are one such young person leave now and come back when your older. Although if you like this fine art more of it can be found on this blog.
Notice how the black and white usage makes you have to squint to see his tattoo.
There is something about the muscle contractions that give the man a air of strength; like he'll look after you.
Oh, sneaky cameraman in the changing room. and er, notice the ruffling in the clothes...
Oh, ok, I'll cut the crap. He's just cute.
Nominated Reviewer of the Month
This is a vanity page.
This user has returned from
Hell and is now here to eat your brains.
