User:Orian57/Pee list
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| This user is constantly PEEING. S/He apologizes for the mess. |
just thought I'd dump this list of things I've peed on here, on a subpage, so I can link specifically here in my sig and it was getting a bit long and unsightly on my user page.
look at how many things I review that get featured or VFH! clearly my piss is magic...
- just to update that last utterance, it doesn't look as true now but at the time I only had a few reviews done and more than half got featured.
[edit] PEE!
| № | Date of pee review | Article | Writer | Score given | Notes | Link to pee |
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| 1 | 08 March 2008 | HowTo:Become Stupid in 21 days | Optimuschris | 36.5 | Featured 26 April 2008 and I got a Golden Shower! | Here |
| 2 | 15 March 2008 | Sunny D | Maff | 28.75 | Here | |
| 3 | 19 March 2008 | Lake Spooky | TheLedBalloon | 31.25 | Featured 27 March 2008 | Here |
| 00 | 5 | |||||
| 4 | 20 March 2008 | People who are all like... | Wonder Mike | 6.25 | I want to apologise for that review really. I was having a noob moment and was probably too tierd. Also I think U.U has a good idea in his "quick second opinion" | Here |
| 5 | 23 March 2008 | Jesus stick | Rustik | 33.75 | Here | |
| 6 | 24 March 2008 | HowTo:become a Douche | Kitkats | 32.5 | Here | |
| 7 | 25 March 2008 | UnBooks:The Last Little Pig | Dr. Skullthumper | 36.25 | Featured 7 April 2008 | Here |
| 8 | 28 March 2008 | UnScripts:Tech Support Transcript | The Improver | 30 | Here | |
| 9 | 04 April 2008 | Tkotse | 18.75 | The article i reviewed isn't there anymore (the edit was reverted) and, as far as I know, Tkotse is working on my suggestions. Also this was my first failed review. | Here | |
| 10 | 09 April 2008 | HowTo:Be a Loyal Employee | THE | 38.75 | My other failure. | Here |
| 11 | 13 April 2008 | Jerry Falwell | Modusoperandi | 35 | May I draw your attention the talk page of the article? Interesting exchange of words with Nezlr there. Also featured 15 May 2008 | Here |
| 12 | 17 April 2008 | HowTo:Purchase Porn | TheGreenOne | 36.25 | Here | |
| 13 | 19 April 2008 | Hersheys | 81.158.238.241 | 27.5 | Here | |
| 14 | 26 April 2008 | Aiden | FairyGarland | 30 | First review as an acting member of PEEING! | Here |
| 15 | 26 April 2008 | Crayons | SilveryMinnow | 32.5 | Here | |
| 16 | 27 April 2008 | Iceberg | Nezlr | 28.75 | Here | |
| 17 | 01 May 2008 | Cadaver synod | Hyperbole | 28.75 | Here | |
| 18 | 03 May 2008 | WiL Francis | FairyGarland | 33.75 | Here | |
| 19 | 04 May 2008 | Bullet For Mai Valentine | FairyGarland | 33.75 | Here | |
| 20 | 04 May 2008 | UnBooks:Tarquin Middleton: My Battle with Depression. | Winstanley1 | 46 | Quite simply the funniest piece of writing. Ever! Also the highest score I've ever given out (and the highest I am ever likly to). | Here |
| 21 | 06 May 2008 | MapleTree Productions | MapleTree46 | 16.25 | Huffed aparently. | Here |
| 22 | 10 May 2008 | Intelligent Falling | Utter Bastard | 32.53 | Probably my longest review. | Here |
| 23 | 11 May 2008 | Barney (U.S. politician) | Hyperbole | 31.25 | Here | |
| 24 | 16 May 2008 | UnNews:Burma wants guns to combat Cyclone | Garionepsilon | 37.5 | Here | |
| 25 | 17 May 2008 | UnBooks:The Trail | G'orzak | 36.25 | Here | |
| 26 | 19 May 2008 | Why?:Won't that damn CD player play my vinyls? | Heerenveen | 37.5 | Featured 12 June 2008 | Here |
| 27 | 19 May 2008 | iSteve | 121.184.107.206 | 12.5 | Awarded Golden Urinal! | Here |
| 28 | 19 May 2008 | UnNews:Bill Clinton supports Barack Obama | Vanaelin | 33.75 | Here | |
| 29 | 19 May 2008 | Admin Treats | 65.163.112.181 | 7.5 | Four in one day, that's just not right. Also, Huffed! | Here |
| 30 | 21 May 2008 | Why?:Did the Chicken Cross the Road | Qua | 18.75 | Here | |
| 31 | 21 May 2008 | UnNews:Sex considered to be 2nd most pleasurable activity | Alexandros | 17.5 | Here | |
| 32 | 22 May 2008 | UnNews:Lack of News Causes Suicide Among Bloggers | Alexandros | 28.1 | Here | |
| 33 | 22 May 2008 | UnNews:Crazed Gunman Holds Up Helpless Kitties, Cat lovers despair | Alexandros | 30 | Here | |
| 34 | 22 May 2008 | UnNews:AIDS is now rated as most wanted by the FBI | Alexandros | 32.5 | Here | |
| 35 | 22 May 2008 | UnNews:ETWN Cancels the Adventures of Jesus, Fans outraged | Alexandros | 30 | Here | |
| 36 | 23 May 2008 | UnNews:Prostitute Union Formed | Alexandros | 12.5 | This got me into the top 5 reviewers (level with MrN9000) | Here |
| 37 | 25 May 2008 | Marcus Fenix | KneeChee27 | 32.5 | Here | |
| 38 | 01 June 2008 | Gay | MrN9000 | 35 | Here | |
| 39 | 01 June 2008 | tootstain | Jdock12 | 8.75 | Euch! Huffed! Rejoice! | Here |
| 40 | 03 June 2008 | Melty Blood | LCats | 16.05 | Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong! Also, after reading it through U.U. decided to give me that wonderful "Sucker for Punishment" Ninjastar. And Huffed! All that work for nought!? | Here |
| 41 | 06 June 2008 | Don't be a Menace... | MrCleveland | 17.5 | Articles I review being huffed is starting to get pretty annoying. | Here |
| 42 | 13 June 2008 | Reverend Jeremiah Wright | Marsviii | 30.25 | Here | |
| 43 | 19 June 2008 | Spuck | Massvideogamer | 18.75 | Here | |
| 44 | 19 June 2008 | Final Girl | 124.177.145.2 | 24.25 | Here | |
| 45 | 26 June 2008 | Mothers Against Noise | Fag | 35 | Here | |
| 46 | 3 July 2008 | Awkward Conversation | The Woodburninator | 40 | Featured 23 July 2008 | Here |
| 47 | 4 July 2008 | Goldilocks and the Three Bears | Prettiestpretty | 38.75 | Featured on 13 July 2008 | Here |
| 48 | 6 July 2008 | UnNews:Sport: Germany vs Soviet Union | Gladstone | 31.25 | Here | |
| 49 | 7 July 2008 | A Day In The Life of A Redirect | YesTimeToEdit | 38.75 | Awarded Thankies and a Golden Shower! Featured on 10 July 2008 | Here |
| 50 | 12 July 2008 | Mr. Judge | Heerenveen | 36.25 | Woot! 50 reviews! Awarded Sucker For punishment ninjastar by Hv! | Here |
| 51 | 13 July 2008 | Spontaneous Combustion | Under user | 40.63 | Under Used Ninjastar from U.U.! Featured on 21 July 2008 | Here |
| 52 | 13 July 2008 | Calvin Harris | CrabPope | 23.75 | Yay! 50 In-depth! Platinum Pisser from Hv! | Here |
| 53 | 18 July 2008 | The Fat Girl | Prettiestpretty | 37.5 | Here | |
| 54 | 21 July 2008 | UnNews:Santa's elves on strike this year, naughty and nice list shortened | Gert5 | 28.8 | Here | |
| 55 | 25 July 2008 | Midna | Deku-Scrub | 10 | Here |
[edit] Templates I Use
these are templates I use to tell people I am already reviewing an article. I'll probably add more as I bore easily and it's nice to have a choice. Incidentally oldest are at the top going down to present template.
| Pee off, Dr Orian57 is already examining this article. The diagnosis shall be published shortly. |
| Back, crimethinker. Big Brother is reviewing you. you may need to have read George Orwell's 1984 to get this joke but the point is, Orian57 is here reviewing this article already |
| Whilst you wait for Orian57 to review this article why not read his latest work documenting the contraversy over gay marriage? Or review it, if it's not been done already. |
| Bored? Yeah so is Orian57, that's why he's reviewing your article. Wile you wait, have you ever tried cyber-stalking? It's terifyingly easy! Go on, give it a try right now. Simply Google the name of the object of your desire and the rough area that you live in and you're away! Of course it's not just Google that you can use but Facebook, Bebo and Myspace are all very useful for tracking down that special someone. Don't forget to shout "SURPRISE!" when you break into their home. Orian57 in no way advocates this behaviour and will probably have finished the review before you get the chance anyway. |
| Orian57 is currently reviewing your article. While you wait, why not take a look at UnProvose? It's a recent collaboration with Yettie. You can read about it or start a new one. Please leave feed back on the talk pages. Alternatively you could just sit and panic about what I am going to say about your article. |
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Orian57 is currently reviewing your article. Whilst he is doing this why not read his latest work It's about a man called Steven and his wacky, sleep-deprived mis-adventure. Featured 06 July 2008 |
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Orian57 is currently reviewing your article. Whilst he is doing this: Did you know that the spinning shape to your right is called a truncated icosahedron. It has 32 sides, 12 pentagonal, 20 hexagonal. 90 edges and 60 vertices. I always thought it was 57 sided (hence it was in my sig). Need to ask me why I'm taking so long? Go here. |
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Orian57 is currently reviewing your article. Whilst he is doing this why not take a look at his latest Article??? It's an e-mail message from buyyourstuffwithoutgettingoffyourfatlazyass.com and they've been in your bins! (Improvements Welcomed!) |
