User:Orian57/articles and stuff

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8	This user has written 8 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.

This user is a reporter for UnNews because they couldn't get a job at a real newspaper.

This user has created/stolen from wikipedia 72 userboxes as one liners are easy.

UnProvise Collabaration with Yettie

1 Articles
2 In Progress
3 Stuff I Wanna Do
- 3.1 Re-writes and stubs I wanna Re-write and de-stubify
4 Abondoned/Utter Toss
5 Horoscopes
6 Templates / Userboxes I Made
7 Pictures I maked!
8 My Favorites!

[edit] Articles

№	Date of First Version	Article	Reviewed By	Score given	Notes	Link to pee	Taken Pee Advice?
1	02 March 2008	Thurso	Guybles	31/50	Was my first article, I know hometown article not the most original idea.	Here	Yes
2	10 March 2008	Soap Operas	Heerenveen	20/50	A re-write, the Math equation wasn't mine it was Luck's. I count this as my re-write for Conservation Week.	Here	Not Yet
3	28 March 2008	UnNews:Smiles All Round as Goth Dies	Javascap	28.75/50	My first UnNews article, in poor taste and in all honesty sucked.	Here	Yes but it still sucks
4	01 April 2008	The Descent	Heerenveen	32.5/50	Part of UnFilm	Here	Yes
5	07 May 2008	UnNews:Wikipedia Re-Labelled “Pornopedia” By Conservatives	SysRq	37.5/50	Another UnNews, I saw the original story on Conservapedia and couldn't resist. This news story ~~is currently being recorded~~ has been recorded as an audio file by Heerenveen.	Here	Yes
6	10 May 2008	Gay marriage	Heerenveen	33.8/50	This was a compleate re-write	Here	Not yet
7	18 June 2008	Insomnia	Yettie U.U.	40.35/50 38.8/50	An Orian original that may actually be good. ~~Liek wow! VFH!~~ Featured! 06 July 2008	Here Here	Yes yes
8	11 July 2008	We Are Your Best Friend	Heerenveen Gladstone	26.8/50 37.8/50	An Orian Original, Taken from my searing hatred of Amazon "We Recomend For You" e-mails. This needs some serious re-writing!	Here Here	Yup. Doing

[edit] In Progress

Museum of Misery An idea stolen from Cajek that I'll get around to sometime.

[edit] Stuff I Wanna Do

Straight Eye for the Queer Guy -- Possible UnScript
Purple Rain -- something to do with ~~"Gay"~~ "hormones" in the rian (like the "Gay bomb" idea the American government came up with, but rainier).
Jury
Telemarketer
A Boy and His Dog -- Post-apocaliptic UnFilm
The Titanic Toy Story -- Unfilm
Telephone Sanitation Riots of 3416
Polypeptide N-acetylgalactosaminyltransferase Part of obscure ~~chemical~~ enzyme articles, a trend set by Hv. wikipedia article (for all the help it'll be) and wikipedia:Category:Enzyme stubs
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[edit] Re-writes and stubs I wanna Re-write and de-stubify

HowTo:Stand Out in Class
Christian rock
Ass
Dalek
Extreme Bingo -- needs a lotta work! And Pictures!
Retirement homes -- needs a lotta work! And Pictures!

[edit] Abondoned/Utter Toss

Articles I've placed here I drove away and left, promising them I'd be Back in a minute. If you want something from here just take it and drop a note on this talk page or my one or somewhere. Or don't. It's just if you take it I'd like to see what you do.

[edit] Horoscopes

Oh and apparently I did a horoscope section for the week of 12/2/07 I'd just forgotten about it (good job I signed it), this technically makes me an unnews reporter and so I deserve to be respected as such! (~~I do intend to do a proper unnews story sometime; but~~ any excuse for more user-boxes, however tenuous)
And for the week of 3/22/08

[edit] Templates / Userboxes I Made

I am of the belief that there simply aren't enough userboxes in existence and so have taken to spending whole days sporking large quantities of them from wikipedia. The following is a list of my quasi-original userboxes and templates

My Template That I am going to use to reward people for either their help/being cool.
User:Orian57/smile for if you made me smile.
User:Orian57/RotM thanks for if you voted orian57 in RotM.
lost userbox for users that are loosers like me.