User:Otaku9000
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[edit] Otaku9000
Born in 1692 and raised by space mutants Otaku9000 was born as the legendary ſ℗Åññ₡ɛЯbut adopted the persona " The Man With The Ridiculous Hat!" translated loosley into otaku9000. His theories would go on undiscovered for about 7384 BCE.
[edit] Theories
OF COURSE HE HAS THEORIES!! Like cats don't exist.com
[edit] Otaku9000 on Gmail
You can email this son of a bitch. whom usese too many templates. and whom sucks. at otaku9000@gmail.com
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