User:Patius
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Hi. There is no one here. So you may as well leave.
Wait, you are still here? Damn, you are persistant.
OH COME ON! Why are you still here?
Ok. So you really want to stay here. Ok. Thats cool.
What? You expect me to put something here? I'm too lazy for that!
Ok. Fine! GO AWAY! I WARN YOU!!!!
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Ok. It seems that you are intent on staying here. I see how it is.
Greetings you pathetic fool. Welcome to my user page of DOOM!
I am known simply as Patius, as you can tell. My hobbies include playing with my Wii, Clubbing baby seals, clubbing Bono with a baby seal, eating, being a n00b, and owning two cows.
I also am homely linux. I subvocalise at the mouth.
oh. and you may want to see my now under construction page: User:Patius/how to:make a coke grenade
