User:Pentium5dot1

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[edit] Introduction

Pentium5dot1 [insert other username idea here]^[1] is a suspected-Aspie^[2] netizen who is _{supposed to be} occupied with Caltech homework a vast majority of the time. He chose this Internet nickname _{with the help of his dad} many years ago, before Wikipedia was even a pipe dream. Needless to say, Wikipedia blocked him anyway^[3]. He insists that he has no conscious intention to promote the Intel Pentium line of microprocessors. What he means to say is that he is not quite as much of a computer geek as his name implies.

Because of his...um, mental issues, he lacks the spine needed to be a all-star Uncyclopedia editor, but you can't blame him for trying. Being a possible Aspie, he also spends a lot of time thinking about pedantic issues, such as his hard-line viewpoint about using the {{Wikipedia}} template early and often. See Advisory to other editors below.

[edit] (Semi-)Urgent News

• To administrators userfying articles to my userspace: Please place the article in a subpage of User:Pentium5dot1/Storage facility, not just of User:Pentium5dot1. Thank you.

[edit] Advisory to other editors

• Although it might appear that I'm failing to preview my edits, au contraire - all the previewing I do doesn't make one iota of a dent in my ... poor planning. Also, many of the articles which I attend to are otherwise of low activity, distorting the balance of who is editing.
• I may be slightly inconsistent in what I choose to mark as a minor edit.
• I am likely to panic when my edits are reverted, due to my impression that I am subject to punishment. If you need to revert an edit of mine that is substantial in length or in misconduct, I would greatly appreciate it if you could notify me on my user talk.
• I get annoyed when people try too hard to fix my RED LINKS, as I often have a purpose for putting them there. On the other hand, I often forget that red links are absolutely unacceptable on disambiguation pages.
• I am a mergist/redirectionist leaning ever-so-slightly deletionist.
• I tend to be timid/ineffectual on articles where major cleanup is warranted. This results in what Wikipedians call a "needy edit."
• In general, I am an UncycloGnome, not an UncycloFairy. See also Other tasks.

[edit] Accomplishments and Responsibilities

[edit] Articles

I did not create these articles; I am just trying to help improve them. I have only listed articles to which I have made some substantial contribution in content (as opposed to mere maintenance).

• DDR
• In The Groove (deleted after my feeble contributions; attempted unsuccessfully to organize rewrite effort) Recently undeleted - I'd better get to work before it is deleted again
• Dragostea din tei
• Mozilla Firefox (now limited mainly to updating the user agent)
• A handful of others

[edit] Other tasks

• Catching vandalism on my frequently perused articles
• Random-page and (less often) new-page patrolling, leading mainly to QVFD nominations
• Template maintenance (mainly wording and wikilinking)
• For that matter, article maintenance regarding wording and wikilinking
• Making my half-baked voice heard in policy and VFD discussions

[edit] Subsections

• /Bug reports (not for public use; not being maintained)
• /Essays
• /Todo (please go here to see a list of Pee Reviews you can help me with)
• /Storage facility
• /Sandbox

[edit] Licensing

To the extent permissible by U.S. law, I hereby multi-license my contributions under the GFDL as it is implemented on Wikipedia, in addition to CC-by-sa (the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike license; version 3.0 preferred, but older versions may be applied where compatible). The latter differs from the standard Uncyclopedia license in allowing commercial use, but it has the same requirements of attribution.

Images uploaded by me may be exceptions if the image page specifies otherwise.

This licensing information applies retroactively wherever possible. I first placed this licensing information on my user page 22:45 (PDT), 20 July 2007, and I last made substantive changes to it 21:07 (PDT), 12 June 2008. (Times are in

Although I lack the resources to ensure full enforcement (i.e. IANAL), please try to keep this information in mind and exercise utmost respect. (If you see me being irrationally inclusionist on a deletion debate, it might be justifiable by the GFDL.)

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1. ↑ I am also known as eighty5cacao or variants thereof on various forums.
2. ↑ This is not an official diagnosis.
3. ↑ The original reason for blocking this username is no longer valid, since Wikipedia's username policy no longer considers all uses of trademarks as promotional. It is no longer practical for me to contest the block, but I have yet to register a new Wikipedia account.

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