User:PiOfFive

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This user only speaks Lesbian enough to seduce native Lesbian speakers.

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This User is too Damn Sexy!
If you saw this user it's possible that you might fall to the ground and

worship him/her, or spontaneously combust from a sex drive overload.

“I pandered your mom last night.”

~ PiOfFive on Your mom

1 About Pi
- 1.1 General Info
2 PiOfFive's Contributions to Uncyclopedia
3 Awards
4 Images Uploaded By Me
5 Famous Quotes by PiOfFive
6 A Nice Little Card game

[edit] About Pi

[edit] General Info

You know you'd tap that.

Pi of Five is a prolific idealist who enjoys the finer subtlies of life, such as hardcore sex, psychadelics, and spousal abuse.

HA! Fooled you!

PiOfFive is a hardcore conservative and a fanatical realist. Despite evidence to the contrary (see picture left), he has nothing to do with the Nazi party. He just thinks the SA uniforms looked pretty damned good. In fact, he's more Federalist than National Socialist, but then again, it all depends on how you define 'Federalist' and 'nazi'. (Thank the liberals for the skewed terms.)

Click here to see a picture of him

[edit] PiOfFive's Contributions to Uncyclopedia

I've had a crap load of edits, and instead of listing them all out like some n00b, here's a gallery of some of my best work. Enjoy.

Being dead	Oscar Wilde's Guide to Being Emo	Yes! The ORIGINAL Marx-a-lot!	A better use for a Mac
Sexonomics 101	Me.	Bombing Plans	Tech Support
Joanna Dark	FHM's Joanna Dark Shot	FHM's Joanna Dark Shot #2	Captain Obvious on the Titanic.
A Mr. Men Book ('shopped by me!)	My flag.	One-night stand	First draft of The Scarlet Letter

[edit] Awards

My trophy cabinet needs to be dusted...

If I got any award, the Anonymous N00b Award would be it, or the "Most Times Forgotten to Login Award" (See this page's history)

This User Is Better Than You

Give up now.

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