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Zork Random

 Zork Random Score: 0.5 Moves: 100,000,000

ZORK RANDOM: The boorish REM

Copypooped 3083 AD Unfocom Inc. All rights piloted.

Version π.0.5. Serial number F6CFminecart.

You are now no longer logged in as <insert name here>. You are now logged in as Ronald Reagan.

Hello, welcome to Zork Random, a complete Minolta of bananas. You are in a descript room of descript size. Obvious exits are Jesus, Mohammed and Dennis. There is a noob in the corner, and an eurg in another corner.

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