User:Proxima Centauri

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Astronomy is cool.

Please help me. I'm only a little star. I'm Proxima Centauri. I'm a little girl star actually. I'm not a bright shiny star like Sirius. And I'm not a powerful luminous start like Rigel. I’m red like Betelgeuse but I’m little and I’m not huge like Betelgeuse. And my nearest neighbours are Alpha Centauri A and Alpha Centauri B and they're both a quarter of a light year away. And I'm all alone in a big Galaxy. And I'm scared I'll get hurt.

My first article:-
Proxima Centauri and the aliens of Porrila This is an Uncyclopedic article about the characteristics of the aliens and their strange attachment to MUD.

A science fiction story about the aliens:-

Proxima Centauri and the Aliens of Porrila. The story tells about how the aliens and the Terrans managed together. A lot of the time the 2 messed things up entertainingly.
I’ve found a nice wiki for a science fiction story about these aliens. On Wikia Fiction my story can be happy and won’t be too different from the other pages.

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This user is a total UKer
and knows how to spell.
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This user is €uro
...and denies their "real" citizenship
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I’m loyal to Britain and to the EU. Can I change the template to show that?

This user is left-handed.
In Latin they would be sinister.
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This user can see what you don't.

I use psychology and the Scientific Method to see things. As far as I know the paranormal doesn't exist.

This user studies psychology as it is really easy and sounds good at dinner parties.

This user is a skeptical agnostic
and doesn't know if he doesn't know

You can’t disprove God. If god is defined broadly to include superior aliens with godlike powers it’s impossible to prove that god/gods don’t exist. By the way I write a lot about aliens. I think aliens are possible. None have been found (yet?).