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All hail Chairman Jimbo! Leader of the nacho Revolution!
All hail Chairman Jimbo! Leader of the nacho Revolution!

“Most of the evils of life rise from QUILz.”

~ Blaise Pascal on QUILz

"on edge banana pie!!!"

~ Jon Stewart on QUILz

“At this time, I have nothing to say on the subject of QUILz.”

~ Template:USERNAME

“It is decidedly so.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on is QUILz tofu?

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[edit] Basic User Info

For those obsessed with the so-called experts, QUILz also has a userpage on the English Wikipedia.
This is not QUILz, and it definitely isn't <insert name here> either.
This is not QUILz, and it definitely isn't <insert name here> either.

Name: QUILz
Location: England, UK
Gender: Male

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Score last week
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UBX This user opposes other users screwing with his/her userboxes.
JoW This user is a suspected sockpuppet of Jimbo on Wales, but hasn't been blocked indefinitely because we are not so-called-experts.
♂ This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.
This user fears the clowns.
Fox This user is a furry. And damn well proud of it, too.
This user gots a shuvel. Yes he/she does.
This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo.
This user uses Uncyclopedia as his or her primary point of reference.
n00b This user is a n00b.
NO This user doesn't care.
This user is a geek.
Image:Shyny ub.jpg This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.
... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
IP This user's IP is 127.0.0.1.


This user loves pi
This user has been
blocked 1 time.
This user is convinced that any Pegasus is far superior to a Unicorn.


This user is a member of the Anti Kitten Huffing Movement.
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This user is frequently contacted by rich, foreign businessmen.

This user is an evil clone of QUILz.
This user supports free operating systems because he/she is basically a cheapskate.

This user is ARR-some!

This user is a vampire, and is best served chilled.
Color This user likes random colored userboxes.
This user hates religion and is a sinner through and through!
MEH This user redefines lazy.
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typo-X This uesr only spakes Tyop enouugh to seduec naitve Tyop spaekers.
en-N This user is a native speaker of English.
uk-0 This user does not understand Correct English and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
fr-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Français.
ja-0 This user does not understand Japanese and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
fur-X This user only speaks Furry enough to seduce native Furry speakers.
do-X This user only speaks Dolphin enough to seduce native Dolphin speakers.
ht-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of HTML.
css-F This user got an F in CSS and likes their native language better (if they have one).
MW-F This user got an F in MediaWiki and likes their native language better (if they have one).
java-G This user does not speak Java and furthermore believes Java to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Java.
perl-0 This user does not understand Perl and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
php-G This user does not speak PHP and furthermore believes PHP to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of PHP.
mor-0 This user does not understand -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
pika-X This user only speaks Pikachu enough to seduce native Pikachu speakers.
vl-G This user does not speak Valley girl and furthermore believes Valley girl to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Valley girl.
se-F This user got an F in Simple English and likes their native language better (if they have one).
rh-F This user got an F in Random Humour and likes their native language better (if they have one).
sa-4 This user speaks Sarcasm at a near-native level.
17-G This user does not speak 1337 and furthermore believes 1337 to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of 1337.
cpp-0 This user does not understand Cplusplus and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
ns-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Newspeak.
lz-E This user only speaks Lesbian because it was a required course in school.
enl-X This user only speaks English, but Louder enough to seduce native English, but Louder speakers.
pe-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Plain English.
re-L Thith uther thpeakth Recondite English with a really thexy lithp.
ru-P This f****r speaks Русский heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
sc-E This user only speaks Scrabble because it was a required course in school.
sl-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of sign language.
us-0 This user does not understand American English and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
MS-L Thith uther thpeakf her mind wif an awfthul lithp.
bu-A This user speaks Bullet without a suppressor and can get a bit too noisy during an assassination.
enr-X This user only speaks Engrish enough to seduce native Engrish speakers.


[edit] QUILz's alter ego

[edit] Basic User Info


APOCALYPSE MEOW
When death stalks the night, remember, it's all your fault


For those obsessed with the so-called experts, QUILz also has a userpage on the English Wikipedia.

Name: QUILz
Location: England, UK
Gender: Female

[edit] Stuff that has naught to do with you

[edit] Subpages / Other Pages

[edit] History

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Oh, and I replaced the image with text, too. OH, and a nicer font aswell.

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[edit] Likes and Dislikes

[edit] Likes

The things QUILzy likes

    

[edit] Dislikes

The things QUILzy hates
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You | Your mom | Linux | Jimbo Wales | Wookieepedia | Microsoft

  • just
  • to
  • piss
  • off.

[edit] Fourtune Cookie

[edit] Words of Wisdom and Advice

"A husband is a man who is spouse-broken."

~ Richard M. Stallman

...now available in a fun, easy-to-use portable edition!

[edit] From their great moronic ruler

“I mean, these good folks are revolutionizing how businesses conduct their business. And, like them, I am very optimistic about our position in the world and about its influence on the United States. We're concerned about the short-term economic news, but long-term I'm optimistic. And so, I hope investors, you know—secondly, I hope investors hold investments for periods of time—that I've always found the best investments are those that you salt away based on economics”

~ George W. Bush on the economy

“What I am against is quotas. I am against hard quotas, quotas they basically delineate based upon whatever. However they delineate, quotas, I think vulcanize society. So I don't know how that fits into what everybody else is saying, their relative positions, but that's my position.”

~ George W. Bush on affirmative action

“I am mindful of the difference between the executive branch and the legislative branch. I assured all four of these leaders that I know the difference, and that difference is they pass the laws and I execute them”

~ George W. Bush on justice


[edit] Nobody Cares

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Someone dropped The Scream in a puddle, but nobody cares.
Someone dropped The Scream in a puddle, but nobody cares.

[edit] Games

[edit] Coin Clone Experiment VS

[edit] Rules for Coin Clone Experiment VS

  • 75% or 100% heads: 1 win (+1 to total score)
  • 75% or 100% tails: 1 loss (-1 to total score)
  • 50-50: xyzzy (do nothing with total score)
  • Any coins landing on their side: ∞ wins. (instant win; ignore all other rounds)

[edit] Round 1

Me You
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TAILS		 Image:coin-tails.gif
TAILS		 Image:coin-heads.gif
HEADS
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HEADS

[edit] Round 2

Me You
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HEADS		 Image:coin-tails.gif
TAILS		 Image:coin-heads.gif
HEADS		 Image:coin-heads.gif
HEADS
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TAILS		 Image:coin-heads.gif
HEADS		 Image:coin-tails.gif
TAILS		 Image:coin-tails.gif
TAILS

[edit] Round 3

Me You
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HEADS		 Image:coin-heads.gif
HEADS		 Image:coin-tails.gif
TAILS		 Image:coin-tails.gif
TAILS
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HEADS

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[edit] See also

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[edit] Profit!

 
This user enjoys staring at spinning objects. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!.
You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.


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