User:RAHB
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“Information is not knowledge; Knowledge is not wisdom; Wisdom is not truth; Truth is not beauty; Beauty is not love; Love is not music...Music is THE BEST...”
~ The greatest man who ever lived on life
“Hippos can deepthrought everything.”
~ 68.94.1.33 on Mouth
“I don't need no woman, bangin' on the bathroom door, sayin' "she has to go to the bathroom" when I'm in the bathroom. It's MY bathroom.”
~ Space Ghost on Women
These are my articles. The featured ones make me cool.
- Observational Comedy - Still in userspace due to PLS rules, but it's pretty much complete for now.
- UnBooks:One Hundred and Seventy Three Haikus About Stuff; Mostly Office Supplies (Annotated And Abridged) (Featured) 11/0
- Consolation Prize (w/Thinker) (Featured) 12/0
- UnLegends:The Land Where The Sun Shines Not (Featured) 13/0
- List of people you do not want to come face to face with in a narrow hallway (Featured) 17/1
- UnBooks:James Brown's Chicken Soup for the Soul (w/Thinker) (Featured) 17/3
- UnTunes:You're Not Thinkerer! (w/Masterd)
- Why?:Remove Your Penis (Featured) 15/0
- UnTunes:The Hippie Song
- Is This Some Kind of Fucking Joke?! (Featured) 24/0 (TOP 8 of 2007!)
These are my UnNews. The featured ones make(s) me cool.
- UnNews:Governments of the world declare "All You Need Is Love" (lead)
- UnNews:Fashion police tell Austin woman "girlfriend, that outfit has GOT to go!" (w/Thinker)
- UnNews:Nazi impostor apprehended in Israel (third lead)
- UnNews:Local men secure enough in masculinity to fuck other men (w/Thinker) (second lead) (Featured) 19.5/0
- UnNews:Toddler snatched by Oakland Raiders (lead)
- UnNews:Members of notorious Midget Gang detained in Malaysia
- UnNews:Coca Cola outraged by WikiHow's instructional articles
- UnNews:Spartans flood box office; won't leave (lead)
- UnNews:Nation in panic as meteorologists predict end of World
- UnNews:Daycare center gives children heroin (second lead)
These are articles I worked on a lot. They are not mine, therefore they are not cool. They still make me cool though.
- UnNews:Six Flags to sell severed legs in gift shop by GopherKiller (Featured Article!!)
These are old shitty articles I did. They do not make me cool. I make them cool.
- UnPoetia:The Great HowTo
- HowTo:Get To Sesame Street
- Monitor
- UnNews:White dwarf explodes in triumphant science experiment
(Note: I also wrote a lot of other stuff as a noob. Lots of it was deleted/reverted/rewritten, and later on, I VFD'd the stuff that managed to slip through the cracks, once my comedic knowledge got a bit more well developed.)
These are my audios. There's nothing cool about doing audios on Uncyclopedia.
Article Narrations
- Awkward Conversation
- Deaf
- Serious: Part One - Part Two
- Star Wars (Japanese Opera): Act One - Act Two - Act Three (Featured Article!!)
- UnLegends:The Land Where The Sun Shines Not (Featured Article!!)
- Break Up Letter (Featured Article!!)
- I don't appreciate your attitude towards my potato chip situation (Featured Article!!)
- Grandpa's Stories (Featured Article!!)
- The Great HowTo
UnNews
- UnNews:Town council takes 'steps' to tackle crime: Part One - Part Two
- UnNews:NONSENSE WATERMELON CATASTROPHE
- UnNews:5th period Chemistry sub is a total bitch (Featured Article!!)
- UnNews:God responds to lawsuit
- UnNews:The White House discovered to be off-white (Featured Article!!)
- UnNews:Fashion police tell Austin woman "girlfriend, that outfit has GOT to go!"
- UnNews:Topeka, Kansas is proclaimed Whaling Capitol of the USA (Featured Article!!)
- UnNews:Nazi impostor apprehended in Israel
- UnNews:Giuliani supports Barack Obama for President
- UnNews:Local men secure enough in masculinity to fuck other men (Featured Article!!)
- UnNews:High court orders woman to get a sense of humor
- UnNews:Rain falls on United Kingdom (Featured Article!!)
- UnNews:Terrorist cells found organizing in President's colon
- UnNews:Toddler snatched by Oakland Raiders
- UnNews:Man sits at home playing Warcraft III, gets all the hot women
- UnNews:Osama bin Laden teams with Universal Studios for Terror Stunt Spectacular!
- UnNews:Nation in panic as meteorologists predict end of World
UnTunes
And This Shit.
And of course. Each and every one of these awards makes me indisputably cool. Suck it.
A couple userboxes, for added flavor. That flavor is "spicy."
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