User:RAHB

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“Information is not knowledge; Knowledge is not wisdom; Wisdom is not truth; Truth is not beauty; Beauty is not love; Love is not music...Music is THE BEST...”

~ The greatest man who ever lived on life

“Hippos can deepthrought everything.”

~ 68.94.1.33 on Mouth

“I don't need no woman, bangin' on the bathroom door, sayin' "she has to go to the bathroom" when I'm in the bathroom. It's MY bathroom.”

~ Space Ghost on Women

These are my articles. The featured ones make me cool.

• Observational Comedy - Still in userspace due to PLS rules, but it's pretty much complete for now.
• UnBooks:One Hundred and Seventy Three Haikus About Stuff; Mostly Office Supplies (Annotated And Abridged) (Featured) 11/0
• Consolation Prize (w/Thinker) (Featured) 12/0
• UnLegends:The Land Where The Sun Shines Not (Featured) 13/0
• List of people you do not want to come face to face with in a narrow hallway (Featured) 17/1
• UnBooks:James Brown's Chicken Soup for the Soul (w/Thinker) (Featured) 17/3
• UnTunes:You're Not Thinkerer! (w/Masterd)
• Why?:Remove Your Penis (Featured) 15/0
• UnTunes:The Hippie Song
• Is This Some Kind of Fucking Joke?! (Featured) 24/0 (TOP 8 of 2007!)

These are my UnNews. The featured ones make(s) me cool.

• UnNews:Governments of the world declare "All You Need Is Love" (lead)
• UnNews:Fashion police tell Austin woman "girlfriend, that outfit has GOT to go!" (w/Thinker)
• UnNews:Nazi impostor apprehended in Israel (third lead)
• UnNews:Local men secure enough in masculinity to fuck other men (w/Thinker) (second lead) (Featured) 19.5/0
• UnNews:Toddler snatched by Oakland Raiders (lead)
• UnNews:Members of notorious Midget Gang detained in Malaysia
• UnNews:Coca Cola outraged by WikiHow's instructional articles
• UnNews:Spartans flood box office; won't leave (lead)
• UnNews:Nation in panic as meteorologists predict end of World
• UnNews:Daycare center gives children heroin (second lead)

These are articles I worked on a lot. They are not mine, therefore they are not cool. They still make me cool though.

• UnNews:Six Flags to sell severed legs in gift shop by GopherKiller (Featured Article!!)

These are old shitty articles I did. They do not make me cool. I make them cool.

• UnPoetia:The Great HowTo
• HowTo:Get To Sesame Street
• Monitor
• UnNews:White dwarf explodes in triumphant science experiment

(Note: I also wrote a lot of other stuff as a noob. Lots of it was deleted/reverted/rewritten, and later on, I VFD'd the stuff that managed to slip through the cracks, once my comedic knowledge got a bit more well developed.)

These are my audios. There's nothing cool about doing audios on Uncyclopedia.

Article Narrations

• Awkward Conversation
• Deaf
• Serious: Part One - Part Two
• Star Wars (Japanese Opera): Act One - Act Two - Act Three (Featured Article!!)
• UnLegends:The Land Where The Sun Shines Not (Featured Article!!)
• Break Up Letter (Featured Article!!)
• I don't appreciate your attitude towards my potato chip situation (Featured Article!!)
• Grandpa's Stories (Featured Article!!)
• The Great HowTo

UnNews

• UnNews:Town council takes 'steps' to tackle crime: Part One - Part Two
• UnNews:NONSENSE WATERMELON CATASTROPHE
• UnNews:5th period Chemistry sub is a total bitch (Featured Article!!)
• UnNews:God responds to lawsuit
• UnNews:The White House discovered to be off-white (Featured Article!!)
• UnNews:Fashion police tell Austin woman "girlfriend, that outfit has GOT to go!"
• UnNews:Topeka, Kansas is proclaimed Whaling Capitol of the USA (Featured Article!!)
• UnNews:Nazi impostor apprehended in Israel
• UnNews:Giuliani supports Barack Obama for President
• UnNews:Local men secure enough in masculinity to fuck other men (Featured Article!!)
• UnNews:High court orders woman to get a sense of humor
• UnNews:Rain falls on United Kingdom (Featured Article!!)
• UnNews:Terrorist cells found organizing in President's colon
• UnNews:Toddler snatched by Oakland Raiders
• UnNews:Man sits at home playing Warcraft III, gets all the hot women
• UnNews:Osama bin Laden teams with Universal Studios for Terror Stunt Spectacular!
• UnNews:Nation in panic as meteorologists predict end of World

UnTunes

• You're Not Thinkerer!
• The Hippie Song

And This Shit.

These images are pathetic attempts at being cool. However, I retain all coolness that I had beforehand.

And of course. Each and every one of these awards makes me indisputably cool. Suck it.

A couple userboxes, for added flavor. That flavor is "spicy."

Commander of the Order

This experienced editor is seeking to adopt new users. (Users requesting adoption)

This user is proud to have been the Adopter of The UnIdiot.

This user has adopted GopherKiller.

This user has adopted Liz muffin.

This user has adopted SillyGuy.

This user has adopted Bassguy.

This user has adopted Duy Huu Nguyen.