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Contents 1 Welcome! 2 Welcome to UnNews 2.1 the important stuff about UnNews articles 3 noobness is ok 4 Thanks from UnNews latest blabber mouth 5 Sig 6 WIP move notice of Last One There 7 UotM 8 May NotM 9 Thanks for the vote 10 THANK'D!! 11 UnBooks:Only Business 12 Hey there 13 Shwank You! 14 F@H 15 I think I owe you a "Welcome to UnNews" 16 Thanks for the thank you! 17 Freakout! 18 The US Government Salutes You! 19 Danke 20 Thank'ee 21 Belated Thanks! 22 Tah Guv'ner! 23 Osama bin Laden teams with Universal Studios for Terror Stunt Spectacular! 24 Dude! 25 Thank You 26 I broke my little finger trying to play the F chord 27 Thank You 28 Thanks! 29 Adopt MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 30 I am for to be thanking you now 31 Thanks so much for your vote on '667' 32 Thank you for your support 33 Gurgle, gurgle... 34 Woah! That's some HOT stackin'!! 35 Thanks! 36 Thank you anyway from Richardson j

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Welcome to UnNews

Um, UnNews:Millions die in Scandinavian car crash is not a work in progress, but a stub, in fact. In fact, it's not even a stub, it' a butt-ugly, badly-formatted collection of text with no real purpose. I even had to fix the title. Next time, try to jot the title of a future article elsewhere, like in your own user space, and finish the article there, then put it up in UnNews and/or Uncyclopedia. But first, you'll want to read on for the standard welcoming drivel most UnNews types get at the beginning. Salaami! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 19:20, 2 March 2007 (UTC)

On your knees! Rev. Zim_ulator blesses you. Your blessings are increasing exponentially. In the name of Sophia and the Universal Church Triumphant of the Apathetic Agnostic, kneel and recieve the melding of Zim's holy axe and your wetware.

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noobness is ok

Don't sweat it, padre. In my country, they execute panhandlers, so I'm just as lucky. If that made sense to you, I suggest therapy. rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 16:17, 3 March 2007 (UTC)

Im not sure I get it because without tge BR's it was all crazy looking

Still dont get the sig thing! -- Masterd

Ill never remember it -- Masterd

Wait so I can do the tildas too? Masterd 07:31, 17 March 2007 (UTC)

Thanks from UnNews latest blabber mouth

I'm Mad As... Thank you for your vote. And, yes, I'm seeking professional help.

Thanks for the vote, mate. And Congrats on your award... NOOB! :) Kenvalyi 01:51, 1 April 2007 (UTC)

Sig

This is in no way a "omg ur doin something wrong", but a check. {{SUBST:nosubst|User:RAHB/sig}} in the nicknames box on preferences and check the raw signatures box. Then ~~~~ should give you sig and timestamp. Random checking finished. Congrats on your award. —Braydie 19:23, 1 April 2007 (UTC)

WIP move notice of Last One There

Hey, your article that was called Last One There has been moved to User:RAHB/Last One There for further development. Feel free to move it back when you have done. Oh, and if you want to reply to this, please reply on my talk page (I do so many of these, I don't get to check them all). Thanks. —Braydie 17:45, 24 April 2007 (UTC)

UotM

Thank you very much for your vote. This month, do the right thing and vote for Spang. --Sir Modusoperandi 02:27, 1 May 2007 (UTC)

May NotM

Thanks for voting for me. As a reward...

Necropaxx gave you a pacifier for voting him for NotM! Careful, it's been used.

Thanks for the vote

THANK'D!!

REJOICE!
You have received the
Double-Douser's Award
for exemplary utilization of boiling, scorchingly hot water.

Thank you for helping make
Why?:Pour Boiling Hot Water Down Your Trousers?
the most strongly favored article in Uncyclopedia history!

Ooo, lawl'd at my article and a Zappa fan? Now that sounds like a friend of mine! ;) --THINKER 06:51, 22 June 2007 (UTC)

UnBooks:Only Business

Thanks for the nomination and the review. Hopefully this will do well.--Winstanley1 14:59, 22 June 2007 (UTC)

Hey there

You liked the Dane Cook book too? Sweet. Maybe I should nominate it again, I seem to have a lot of support on it.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 20:28, 26 June 2007 (UTC)

DON'T TOUCH IT! Or at least don't take credit for authorship if you do. That's what Thinker's trying to do. Peh. But in all seriousness, clean away.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 21:46, 26 June 2007 (UTC)

Then nom it! Now would be an excellent time...:)-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 22:00, 26 June 2007 (UTC)

Perhaps belated, but thank you. You know what else would be awesome, if you voted on VFH for iTrip. I think you'll like it. Affirmatives are, of course, preferred, but if you must vote against (as you did with Procrastinators), I respect that too.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:38, 27 June 2007 (UTC)

Sweet! Go for it.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:42, 27 June 2007 (UTC)

\o/! You did it! Thanks. You just made a girl very happy.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:57, 27 June 2007 (UTC)

Was it the "Sir" in my sig that perhaps threw you off? I am a guy, in case you didn't know. No woman could be this sick.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:02, 27 June 2007 (UTC)

Shwank You!

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:28, 29 June 2007 (UTC)

F@H

And have a point keepin' userbox. Premier Tom Mayfair02:02, 29 June 2007

I think I owe you a "Welcome to UnNews"

welcome to UnNews (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser) rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 00:09, 30 June 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for the thank you!

Thekillerfroggy would like to thank you for thanking him Please accept this redundant template

Thekillerfroggy would like to thank you for thanking him Please accept this redundant template

Also, lol@Zim's failure above :D --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP PMOTM UWotM 00:16, 30 June 2007 (UTC)

Freakout!

Suzy? Suzy Creamcheese? rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 01:18, 1 July 2007 (UTC)

Yet another confirmation of zim's greatness; happened upon by chance, no less. :) --THINKER 02:19, 2 July 2007 (UTC)

The US Government Salutes You!

Thank you for your help in the capture of
Mumulla Abdula Krall

Your vote has aided the US Government in it's ongoing fight against granny terror.

And you receive this award as I listen to Carolina Hardcore Ecstacy, so in a way, we all win! ;) --THINKER

Danke

/me wipes feet. Thanks for the WotM nom. Even if I don't win, it's the thought that counts.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 19:27, 2 July 2007 (UTC)

Thank'ee

Leoispotter has awarded you a helmet! Now you can bash your head against a brick wall safely and in style!

I also prefer tradition over convenience. -- Phlegm ikeepchangingmypassword, Bullshit (garble! jank!) 15:24, 4 July 2007 (UTC)

Belated Thanks!

I'm not really good on making banners, so here's a little gift for voting for A Visit with your Psychopathic Grandmother:

User:Mr.Vib has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

User:Mr.Vib has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Thanks!--Mr.Vib 02:50, 5 July 2007 (UTC)

Tah Guv'ner!

Just a quick message from The Hunt to say thanks. Would give you a template but we had an argument and it isn't answeringmy calls...--The Hunt  A dash of Dickensian  12:40, 5 July 2007 (UTC)

Osama bin Laden teams with Universal Studios for Terror Stunt Spectacular!

Great voice, enunciation, and delivery... and truly Evil! I commend you, sir! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 02:14, 6 July 2007 (UTC)

Ditto that. Fucking excellent RAHB! I was coming to give you the exact same award. :) --THINKER 03:47, 6 July 2007 (UTC)

And we so dedicate. ;) --THINKER 04:09, 6 July 2007 (UTC)

Dude!

Dude! You rock!!! More audios for UnNews! Wicked pissa!!! Thanks for your continuing contributions to our collective. The Party says thank you, too. Cheers! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 00:48, 7 July 2007 (UTC)

Thank You

I broke my little finger trying to play the F chord

Hey RAHB, thanks for wanting to help. Regarding the sound, I think strummed might work the best, but hey, as the heading implies, I'm not very smart with guitar. I've added chords at: UnTunes:I Forgot The Words/Chord you can mess about with them if you want. Finally, my piano is a bit out of tune, so if everything sounds a bit off, thats my fault. You can, obviously, fix it with a pitch change in Audacity. Thanks again. --At☢mD☢Converse☢Cuntymints! 18:49, 7 July 2007 (UTC)

And, if you want, maybe you could take a look at me and Bradaphaser's Deathly Afraid later. User:Atomic Disturbance/temp. Wow. --At☢mD☢Converse☢Cuntymints! 20:17, 7 July 2007 (UTC)

Thank You

Sonic80 has awarded you a magnifying glass of which you, too, may use to get thousands of dollars, in government subsidies for insect torture research.

-- --_{Mgr. Sir} Sonic80^☭ 16:51, 8 July 2007 (UTC)

Atomic Disturbance has awarded this person a RANDOM SUBATOMIC PARTICLE. Mainly because he gets them for free.

For helping out--At☢mD☢Converse☢Cuntymints! 08:45, 9 July 2007 (UTC)

Okay, so yeah, you didn't help out yet, but I'm going away for a while and so I'm thanking you in advance. Just so you can't call me an asshole later.--At☢mD☢Converse☢Cuntymints! 08:55, 9 July 2007 (UTC)

Thanks!

Auspicious Blessings Upon You! Ceridwyn gifts you this Lucky Bell of the Peaceful Dragon for voting on HowTo:Feng Shui Your Computer. May your data chi bring you wealth and luck!

Thanks oh so much for voting For on my first feature! Hooray! —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Ceridwyn (talk • contribs)

Adopt MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Hey adopt me, please please please please pleeeeeeeeeeeeas - uh. No seriously. Adopt me. Please. -- SillyGuy 19:00, 11 July 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for adopting me. I'll start bugging u in right earnest. -- SillyGuy 10:31, 16 July 2007 (UTC)

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I am for to be thanking you now

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 19:57, 12 July 2007 (UTC)

Thanks so much for your vote on '667'

	The Led Balloon has awarded you a bowl of Satan's famous potato salad. Who'd have thought he'd be such a good cook?
	PS: You get this for voting on 667:Neighbor of The Beast. Now go and "be more like that Satan".

You've helped to make this Led Balloon fly! P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:23, 15 July 2007 (UTC)

Thank you for your support

A bit late, but thanks for the vote.

--~

Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

18:10, 15 July 2007 (UTC)

Gurgle, gurgle...

Dame GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 23:23, 15 July 2007 (UTC)

Woah! That's some HOT stackin'!!

The International Stackers Association of America thanks you for your continued support of CUP STACKING! Which, as we all know, is a totally real sport.

And thanks especially for the nom that started it all. Much appreciated ya Zappophilic nutjob! ;) --THINKER 23:27, 15 July 2007 (UTC)

Thanks!

Dr. Skullthumper has awarded you a roll of toilet paper for voting on bathroom humor. In fact, you voted for it, too. Really quite a plus. So thanks. Seriously, treat the toilet paper nicely. It's a bit... you know... sensitive. You might want to laugh at the jokes it makes. Particularly the one about the plunger and the rucksack. God, only heard that one five million times...

– Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • bloggings) MUP 00:41, 17 July 2007 (UTC)

Thank you anyway from Richardson j

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