User:RAHB/Talk Archive 4
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Talk Archive 1 (2/28/07 - 7/6/07)Talk Archive 2 (7/6/07 - 9/8/07)
Talk Archive 3 (9/8/07 - 12/8/07)
Talk Archive 4 (12/8/07 - 5/18/08)
Talk Archive 5 (5/18/08 - 7/12/08)
Talk Archive 6 (7/12/08 - 8/20/08)
Have a not-shitty Christmas!
| Heya, The Led Balloon here, wishing you merry Christmas, or any other holiday you feel like celebrating. Just remember what it's all really about: NO WORK, NO SCHOOL, FREE STUFF!!! |
| Here's to hoping your school(or work) calendar for December doesn't look too much like this... |
Merry Christmas, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon 
(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:22, Dec 17
Bloody Pagans
| Premier Tom Mayfair has been a naughty boy this year, but he still deserves a kiss from under the mistletoe. His external organ is fair game. |
STUFF THIS DOWN YOUR STOCKING!!!11!!!!!!!!111111111111111111!!!111112!!shiftoneshiftone!!!!!111111111
| Yo you, yes you, I'm talking about you! It's that time of year again. Yep, time to spend hundreds of dollars on loved ones, dress up your house and raise your hydro bill and, most of all, time to fill each other's talk pages with templates that took us 2 minutes to make. SO STUFF THIS DOWN YOUR STOCKING!!!! and have a happy holidays! |
| ...or a Chappy Chanukkah, Kwanzaa, Boxing Day, Tet, Ramadan, Festivus, or whatever you so decide to celebrate in order to get more gifts. Enjoy!  Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 
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For your archive :P
It's that time of the year again.
Merry Christmas. Here's a template.
Hey, it's the thought that counts.
Right?
...
RIGHT?!
Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.
17/12/2007 @ 22:05Been bad? Been really bad?
Keep the "X" in X-mas Santa checks his list to see who's been naughty and who's been nice. And naughty always makes out better at X-mas | 
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Dame 
GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:34, 18 December 2007 (UTC)
Merry Christmas soon!
| Uncyclopedian wishes you have a merry Christmas and a happy New Year's! |
Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
Merry somthing or other
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Merry Holiday type thing, or somthing 2007 Have a Merry Christmas, Hanukkah, Yuletide and/or Kwanzaa, or whatever strange holiday you celebrate. |
--Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS NEOCON 08:08, 23 December 2007 (UTC)
Merry Christmas
| Merry Christmas. ~ Mitch |
-- Mitch 
13:17, 24 December 2007 (UTC)
Merry Xmas!
| ~ Merry Xmas RAHB/Talk Archive 4! ~ |
--YeOldeLuke 08:00, 26 December 2007 (UTC)
Thanks
-- 00:45, 1 January 2008 (UTC)
Help out a noob in need?
You and Thinker wrote that page about Chicken Soup for the soul, right? Well, there's this noob down in the help forums who's working on a similar article, maybe you could help him out? I asked thinker, but he didn't respond.... Cheers, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:33, Jan 1
- Man. I would love to help you out man. But I am very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very veru =very veyr veryver very very very very evry every very every very evry very very very very very veyr drunk man. COITUS!!!!!!!! -RAHB 11:24, 1 January 2008 (UTC) 12
Just wondering
While I agree that I don't deserve WotM for writing just one article (and tidying up a previously written one), I'd just like to ask what part of my writing you've found to be "low quality". I'm not being defensive or anything, but I just would like to know for my own benefit. Thanks. (PS Thanks for voting for Innovations in Comedy a few months ago. WINK) -- 
17:43, 3 January 2008 (UTC)
- Ah, well maybe not so much very low in quality as much as slightly undeserving in some cases. I really went off there for a while on that award page, which is something I shouldn't have done, but I think I was more or less trying to prove a point (one which escapes me right now) to Ggarfield. Your latest feature, the one with the really long name, I didn't necessarily find to be of low quality in its own right, just maybe less good than lots of your stuff that I have found great on the site. So in reality, I don't think anything you've been writing is of low quality, just some of it here and there (and maybe more recently) hasn't been the highest possible quality. Which can naturally be expected of anybody who is a human being of course, not every work by every person can be 200% spectacular. Here and there, there have been articles in general where I've said "that certainly does not deserve feature," but now that I think of it, I don't think I've ever really said that with you. So I do believe I myself definitely went a bit far there, although I know you're hardly the type of guy who would take much offense to it, but sorry for any contention, misconception, or
contraceptionwhatever else has an "ention" on the end of it.
- On a lighter note, I did find Innovations to be pretty good. Hence I voted for it. Hence it got featured. Pretty quickly in fact, if I remember right. Anyways, there's no point in me carrying out this highly repetitive comment for any longer, just know that I have nothing against you, or the general scope of your writing. Cheers! -RAHB 20:31, 3 January 2008 (UTC)
- Alright, neato. Just wondering. Peace out homey. -- 20:39, 3 January 2008 (UTC)
- Alright, neato. Just wondering. Peace out homey. --
Breakings Ups
I gave Eugene a bunch of Ninjastars, so I thought I'd drop by and publicly thank you for your work on that article, thing. Do you get a bunch of ninjastars though? NO! Why?
Because you know what I think about you as an Uncyclopedian, a humorist and a person. Something templates just don't do justice. --THINKER 06:56, 10 January 2008 (UTC)
A noble "Get Out Da Vote!" campaign
Hello there, <insert name here>! According to our research, you voted for this on VFH. Thanks again for your vote! Well, turns out it's up for Top 10 of 2007! And if you liked it then, you like it now, right? Please consider donating a small portion of your 10 votes on making a starving child happy again! Thanks! -- 00:16, 16 January 2008 (UTC)
GTFO!
 Thanks for voting my tits to the front page. -Zana Dark |
Thanks for Voting
| GopherKiller has given you a free ticket to ride Superman Tower of Bloody Severed Legs for voting on UnNews:Six Flags to sell severed legs in gift shop. |
Have Fun! Remember, avoid those rednecks at all costs. They want your legs.--GopherKiller Questions? Comments?
14:45, 20 January 2008 (UTC)
Watson! Come Quick!
I need you (to click here)! I don't think it's really long enough, but I don't know what else to say. HALP! --THINKER 21:26, 23 January 2008 (UTC)
- Added more, plus image. --THINKER 19:38, 24 January 2008 (UTC)
- Now your getting it. I liked it to begin with, but it seems more complete now. And keeping with the theme of giving somebody serious and reasonable argument followed by a "you wouldn't understand" type comment is a nice overall tone for it. I think it's ready as is, but it could probably still be heavily improved upon. -RAHB 20:34, 24 January 2008 (UTC)
- More heavy improvements?! Jesus, you crack that whip hard white man.. I'll see what I can do. :) --THINKER 20:46, 24 January 2008 (UTC)
- Now your getting it. I liked it to begin with, but it seems more complete now. And keeping with the theme of giving somebody serious and reasonable argument followed by a "you wouldn't understand" type comment is a nice overall tone for it. I think it's ready as is, but it could probably still be heavily improved upon. -RAHB 20:34, 24 January 2008 (UTC)
Thanks RAHB!
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CONGRATULATIONS! |
Weeeeeeeee! --THE 18:18, 25 January 2008 (UTC)
Hall of Shame
Congratulations, you are now officially among the Elite of the internet's largest humor wiki. You could put that on your resume, kid. --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP PMOTM UWotM 01:18, 29 January 2008 (UTC)
- Woohoo! Finally, something to impress those guys at the law firm I've been trying to get into! -RAHB 01:20, 29 January 2008 (UTC)
THINKER Loves You
Who am I kidding; I've got nothing good to say about you.
Anyway, thanks for the WotY vote, Watson. --THINKER 05:40, 2 February 2008 (UTC)
Frankly my dear...
| Prettiestpretty thanks you for sucking-it-in and voting for UnBooks:Gone With d' Wind. |
Hugs, Dame GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 22:00, 2 February 2008 (UTC)
Rough Pubs
| Rabbi Techno is sending you this undoubtedly delicious beer to say thanks for voting for Rough Pubs! From Rabbi Techno |
Christopher Meloni Thanks You!
Chris doesn't have a fancy graphic for you, but we hope you still a ceept this as thanks for making his dream come true! Thank you again for helping get Why?:Does Christopher Meloni not have an emmy yet? featured!--Dr. Fenwick 18:10, 20 February 2008 (UTC)
Late Thanks
| OUI! Necropaxx's belated thanks go with you for voting positively on Siege of Bordeaux. Remember, les français ne sont jamais au dessus de dérision! Translate it yourself, je suis trop de fatigue. |
• • • Necropaxx (T) 01:00, 2 March 2008 (UTC)
Shomer fucking shabat!
| After months of poop handling and getting a wee bit tired Your UotM vote acted as Red Bull. | 
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Sir Mordillo 
GUN WotM FP UotM AotM MI AnotM VFH +S
Your article
Sweeeet!
Thank you very much for the Golden Shower. I do my best to give quality reviews, and from this gift, I feel much better, and have a stange smell following me around everywhere! Again, thank you!
- Javascap 18:57, 18 March 2008 (UTC)
Yo
Thanks so much for the pic, RAHB! Good to have ya back. :) - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:39, Mar 21
- No problem buddy, good to be back. I'm really diggin' that article by the way. -RAHB 23:40, 21 March 2008 (UTC)
- Thanks :D - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon
(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:45, Mar 21
- Say, d'you think it's VFHable? I was thinking about it, do you think it's ready? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:39, Mar 22
- I was about to say make it a little bit longer, but another look over it tells me it's actually about the right length. I think it's good to go, so if you'd like, I'll throw it on VFH and we'll see how it does. -RAHB 02:43, 22 March 2008 (UTC)
- Oh yeah, one thing. The second thoughts section. I think it may work better if he were say, writing a letter to his parents or something, or at least if the section wasn't titled "second thoughts." It seems a bit too redundant as the title, and then going right into exactly what you expect him to say at that point. -RAHB 02:45, 22 March 2008 (UTC)
- I was about to say make it a little bit longer, but another look over it tells me it's actually about the right length. I think it's good to go, so if you'd like, I'll throw it on VFH and we'll see how it does. -RAHB 02:43, 22 March 2008 (UTC)
- Say, d'you think it's VFHable? I was thinking about it, do you think it's ready? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon
- Thanks :D - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon
Ridiculously late thankings
| BOO!! Ha ha ha, I gave you a bit of a scare, did I? That's alright, studies show that scares are an important part of the camp experience. By the way, thanks for choosing Lake Spooky for your summerly dose of fun-fun-fun! |
| Thanks for voting! |
Thanks for the suggestions, nom, and vote, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:44, Mar 29
Hurrah, you're alive!
| Congratulations, my son!
Unlike that naughty little friend of ours, the Big Bad Wolf, you have survived Ash Wednesday! As such, you have been awarded this "Get Out of Hell Free" card. You may use it only once*; use it wisely. Keep in mind there are over sixteen thousand recorded ways to sin, and the list is growing all the time. And God's just itching to practice his aim, if you get my drift. Have fun**! *Not valid for "the biggies," such as homosexuality or masturbation. Sorry. | 
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Tanks
 Unfortunately Campaign Leaflet can not keep any of the promises it made campaigning as the $10 offered by the Pizza place down the street was just too good an offer not to fold for. But still, $5 Pizza - thats tonights dinner for YOU![1]
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--Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 
07:27, 15 April 2008 (UTC)
Didn't even know what hit you, huh?
Hey, Punk!
You voted to get the UnScript featuring the most violent detective in the world to the front page to blow some heads clean off a few newbie shoulders. I'll keep this brief considering that I've been sitting on my ass for the last minute talking to you instead of carving holes into that punk Dexter.
So thanks for the vote.
Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.
17/04/2008 @ 03:10`lo
So what that you didn't like about the MSN piece? Anything that can be improved? Thanks. ~
19:02, 22 April 2008 (UTC)
- Well, overall it was rather predictable. Other than that it seems weekly phrased, as though I know it's trying to sell me on something and yet the salesperson got up on the wrong side of the bed and could only think about getting home and getting back to the right side of the bed throughout his whole day, so much so that his performance was lacking and he started to care less if he actually made a sale. Other than that tiring metaphor, it's a solid idea, but the execution just needs to be strengthened up a bit. However, I did tell myself on that particular article that I was going to reread it (as me and that salesman seemed to be having a similar day) and I went back to brush myself up on your request for information. As it stands, I think I'll be changing my vote to abstain, because I like a lot of the little bits that make up the support of the article, in comparison to the main jokes themselves. With a little more push, I think it would work just fine as feature, and I wouldn't object at this point to seeing it featured, but there's just something in the delivery that's tugging at me to not vote for yet. -RAHB 23:08, 22 April 2008 (UTC)
UnLegends:The Land Where The Sun Shines Not
Just listened to it. I REALLY, REALLY, LIKE IT. I couldn't stop smiling and giggling. Mightydandylion (talk) Fk 00:58, 24 April 2008 (UTC)
- Awesome! That is what I like to hear. And coming from such an esteemed reviewer of humor. Any particular parts that could use improving or anything, or is it just fine as is? -RAHB 01:02, 24 April 2008 (UTC)
- Ah! You're too kind! Unfortunately, I'm just flitting in and out of Uncyc for the next week or so: I'd love to give you a more thorough answer than "It's excellent and enjoyable." but I hope "It's excellent and enjoyable." suffices. Kudos again for the great listen! And good luck on VFH! Mightydandylion
(talk) Fk 14:47, 24 April 2008 (UTC)
- Holy shit, coming home from a shitty day at school and finding it at +4 on VFH definitely brought my spirits up. Thanks for the nice comments MD (that's an abbreviation, I hear they're all the rage), and thanks for the vote on VFH (another abbreviation from what I understand, though nowhere near as cool). Cheers! -RAHB 23:47, 24 April 2008 (UTC)
- Ah! You're too kind! Unfortunately, I'm just flitting in and out of Uncyc for the next week or so: I'd love to give you a more thorough answer than "It's excellent and enjoyable." but I hope "It's excellent and enjoyable." suffices. Kudos again for the great listen! And good luck on VFH! Mightydandylion
Thanks for the vote
You voted Tony Visconti, It means a lot and I hope this will be the first of many Features:-)--Sycamore (Talk) 21:40, 27 April 2008 (UTC)
thx
| FOOM
Thanks for voting for Why?:Burn a Furby? on VFH. Now get out there and incinerate some of those suckers! |
because I doubt you read the failed-VFP archive...
I gave you a hug. So there! -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 02:44, 5 May 2008 (UTC)
- Hug noted, captain. I'd hug you back, but I don't want things to get too cozy around here. I am a proud heterosexual, afterall. -RAHB 07:49, 5 May 2008 (UTC)
'ello there.
Thanks for your support(ish) for my most recent failure. I'm curious what you think of this similar article I wrote in much the same vein. Personally I like the Nazi one better, but I think the second one has a bit more of teh funneh that you were looking for. Thanks. -OptyC Sucks! cun22:39, 6 May
- Thanks for your comments. The problem I'm having with both of the articles is finding jokes that don't change the overall feel of the article. I want the narrator for the Nazi article to be upbeat and cheerful and for the Driving one I want to give the impression that everyone the narrator's bitching about isn't actually doing anything wrong. I'm gong to work on 'em over the next week or so but if you have any ideas I'd love to hear them. -OptyC Sucks! cun23:20, 6 May
UnSignpost: May 8th, 2008
The Self-Proclaimed Greatest Periodical Of All Time!
May 8th, 2008 • Issue 1 • Yankees: 5
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UnSignpost Unleashed on UnCommunity  Unless you were blinded or high during the time you read this newspaper's title, you know that Uncyclopedia finally has UnSignpost! For too long, Uncyclopedia has been devoid of talk page spam, such as thank you templates and welcome messages. To rectify this, Dr. Skullthumper, a local doctor and zombie specialist, and Cajek, one of the last members of the light-blue-ish species of Cajeks, have created a newspaper in the latest exercise in futility to hit the site since Forum:Count to a million. Skullthumper and Cajek spent 15 hours working on the first edition, not including writing time. Said Skull, who was trying to sleep until we interviewed him, "Those assholes better appreciate this. They'd BETTER." News has reached us that friendships were strained during the production of the first issue. Skullthumper, whose hospital room we broke into, said "F**king Cajek. I will NEVER forgive him for what he did to me! Oh, see you guys in the office Monday." The Uncyclopedia Signpost has a world-wide circulation of more than 3, with plans for further issues.  Uncyclopedia, a humor wiki that you're on right now, has thrown itself into a state of chaos and is on the verge of collapse. Unless someone either writes more or writes less, the wiki that we have come to know and love (like that retarded cousin that comes over during Christmastime) will vanish. Unless it doesn't, in which case someone's going to be very disappointed. Codeine, Save the Mooses, and a bunch of other people we've never heard of give the site 6 days to "clean up its god damned act." Because the site is doomed, the local WikiNewspaper, UnSignpost, will soon print its last issue. Cajek, one of the editors, said of the event, "No we're not closing down you bunch a 'tards! You're the worst reporters I've ever seen! DON'T YOU DARE PUT THAT IN THE FIRST ISSUE!" Local psychics have set Uncyclopedia's Doomsday for next Monday, around teatime. Upgrade On Wednesday, Wikia upgraded to MediaWiki version 1.12. While these reporters don't have any idea what that means, new features seem to include:
Wikia is reportedly looking into making new features such as accidentally dumping the database for Shits and Giggles™. These reporters would like to thank Wikia for working so hard to keep our beloved wiki running, and would also like to say "FU WIKIA", preferably in caps. UN:PR is nearly empty due to many diligent reviewers who have little else to do, and don't know how to write articles themselves. Uh, unless they're reading this right now, in which case they rock!  One of the newer cults, YesTimeToEdit's Cow Moo Cult is our... CULT OF THE WEEK! With a base located in the jungles of Nebraska, YTTE's cult makes all the fun things you want, like polygamy, sodomy, and, in YTTE'S case, polysodomy, legal. Sadly, unlike more Eastern-y cults, it does not practice Kung Fu. But you can bet that if it did, it wouldn't just use it for defense. ...Damn namby-pamby bastard Easterny cults. YesTimeToEdit's eternal nemesis, NoTimeToRevert, has not announced plans to start a cult, but probably has one in secret just to be a dick. That guy is such a dick. Rcmurphy nominated for Noob of the Month again Thekillerfroggy is sucked into the black vortex of tradition as he takes another whack at a dead horse and nominates long-time noob Rcmurphy for the honor of Noob of the Month. Mr. Froggy had this to say to "reporters": "I figured that, since RCMurphy, one of the oldest members of the site, was in fact NOT a noob, that this little gesture would give the community a giggle. You see? Because he, like, isn't a noob." |
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Excuse Me Kind Sir!
Can you adopt me from the streets please! I have two articles if that helps. --Nothing 09:29, 8 May 2008 (UTC)
- Nothing would make him happier, I'd imagine. -- Sir Mhaille
(talk to me)
Thx
| "Good show, chum!" Keen!-ness Merit For vigilance when an admin was busy not doing his or her job, |
Much appreciated. — Sir Manticore 
07:24, 9 May 2008 (UTC)
- Man, I loved that show. Why did they take it off the air?!....oh and much obliged sir. Just doing my civic duty, or something. -RAHB 07:30, 9 May 2008 (UTC)
UnSignpost Sunday Edition: May 11th, 2008
Word to your mother
May 11th, 2008 • Issue 2 • Scene XII
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Wikia staff finally locates blockage in the Internet tubes: Spang's talkpage  After endless days of searching itself, Wikia has discovered the source of all its problems. "It's not DPL," Wikia's local sexy janitor, who wished to remain anonymous, told reporters. "It's not those damn ParserFunctions either, or forums, or even Chuck Norris." When asked what the real cause of Wikia's distresses were, our source remained tight-lipped by stapling his mouth shut. Which was probably a bad idea, considering he ended up writhing in pain on the floor, bleeding all over the nice Wikia rugs. Thankfully, the UnSignpost has a trained doctor on its staff, who was sensible enough to call for medical help. After the sexy janitor was revived, he said "rar." When further questioned about the source of all Wikia's woes, he finally admitted it was Spang's talkpage. "Uncyclopedia user "Spang"'s refusal to archive his talkpage is slowly clogging up the arteries of the Internet," says a technical forum at Wikia. "The talkpage in question has already managed to crash all three of the computers in Australia." Upon being asked to archive his talkpage, Spang reportedly said, "No." When Uncyclopedia was asked to comment, the site had this to say: "FU SPANG". UnSignpost Releases First Issue  May 8th, 2008: Uncyclopedia develops a new fungus... a newspapery one. "Through all the shockporn and Oscar Wilde references, we made it!" Founder Dr. Skullthumper said at a recent press conference. At the conference in Skullthumper's backyard, editor-in-chief Cajek, wearing a traditional light blue Mongolian Toga and screaming at birds, had more to add. "I would like to thank all the writers involved. Thank you, you gods of men. You captains of the human experience." Police are investigating the use of strong hallucinogenic drugs during the making of the first issue. So far, the investigation has reached the top of the Unsignpost empire, when detectives |