User:RZ

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lz-E This user only speaks Lesbian because it was a required course in school.

fr-F This user got an F in Français and likes their native language better (if they have one).

enl-P This f****r speaks English, but Louder heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

rh-N This user is a native speaker of Random Humour.

sv-X This user only speaks Swedish enough to seduce native Swedish speakers.

gb-L Thith uther thpeakth Gibberish with a really thexy lithp.

This user is a Kiwi ...and unabashedly ashamed of it!

This user plays guitar because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.

This user is a sinner, and bows before Satan.

... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.

[edit] Blurb

RZ is an Engineering student who lives in New Zealand. In his spare time he also makes various forms of music. Weeeee.

[edit] Message of the Day

I am an Atheist and I cannot understand how it is actually possible for a person to learn all about evolution and STILL believe that humans were created 5000 years ago looking exactly like ourselves today.

[edit] Minor Contributions

• left-wing
• right-wing
• Grand Theft Auto: New Zealand